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Discussion in 'Classics' started by 12thStudStan, Jan 27, 2000.

  1. 12thStudStan

    12thStudStan 250+ Posts

    Confucius says:
     
  2. Madagascar

    Madagascar < 25 Posts

    lol....You are a dangerous man with Photoshop.Hook 'em
     
  3. LonghornInBCS

    LonghornInBCS < 25 Posts

    See - even in China they know!
     
  4. WILDCAT NATION

    WILDCAT NATION First Time Poster

    Now, that is FUNNY!
     
  5. HornO'Plenty

    HornO'Plenty First Time Poster

    Confucius was a wise man. LOL!------------------
    Nothing really interesting
     
  6. sugarhorn

    sugarhorn First Time Poster

    A statement of truly Biblical proportion.------------------
    "And in The End, the Stars will be Extinguished, and The Planets Frozen and Lifeless, and the Hand of God will Smite the Universe to Nothingness, and All Things will Cease," Anon.But OU will still suck.
     
  7. Eric G

    Eric G Guest

    Considering that Confucious lived so long ago, before Oklahoma U was brought into cursed existence, it's clear that the prophets foresaw that OU would suck.I wonder is Nostredamus had anything to say about it.
     
  8. jmatt

    jmatt 1,000+ Posts

    WAIT A MINUTE STANLEY.Those CANNOT be your hands! They are clean, hairless and the fingernails are neatly done. Are you trying to trick us here?Of course, the fortune itself is AMAZINGLY accurate.
     
  9. PrideMtnSooner

    PrideMtnSooner < 25 Posts

    I still find that rude.
     
  10. flaco

    flaco 500+ Posts

    Well I guess it just sucks to be ou then, doesn't it.
     
  11. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

    You speak much wisdom grasshopper.TTT
     
  12. Jim Anchower

    Jim Anchower 100+ Posts

    Another one for the classics archive!!ttt
     
  13. score4OU

    score4OU 25+ Posts

    That was funny I must admit! With all the K-State, Dr. Tom and Nebraska bashing going on lately, I thought Texas had lost their obsession with OU. Good to see you still care.Confucius once said, "Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
     
  14. 12thStudStan

    12thStudStan 250+ Posts

    score4OU - Thanks for the comments and the joke. Here is one for you:Confucius says man who drive while upside down have hairy crack-up. Thanks for the comments, y'all.
     
  15. Commander 99

    Commander 99 < 25 Posts

    "Man who jizz in cash register come into money."-- ConfuciusI love this.
     
  16. Hook_em90

    Hook_em90 Guest

    score4OU,
    This Longhorn can't foresee EVER losing his "obsession" with OU. It would be like deciding Darth Vadar's not really so bad after all. I will always enjoy watching our boys kick the crap out of your pathetic, cheatin' junior college. OU sucks.AHHHH. I feel better now.------------------
    Hook-em m/
    [This message has been edited by Hook_em90 (edited 01-31-2000).]
     
  17. Eric G

    Eric G Guest

    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
     
  18. Commander 99

    Commander 99 < 25 Posts

    Man who go to bed horny wake up with solution in hand....Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
     
  19. UTHORNS99

    UTHORNS99 < 25 Posts

    Man with itchy BUTT wakes up with smelly fingers!------------------
    The University of Texas is second to none!
     
  20. UTIceberg

    UTIceberg 250+ Posts

    Yea, it's 9:50 and OU sucks.Hahaha, great picture Stan
     
  21. Mesohorny

    Mesohorny 1,000+ Posts

    "Man who farts in church sits in his own pew."
    ROTFLMFAO, Stan!
     

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