Chicken-Poop AD of the Week

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  1. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    The Chicken :e-poo: AD of the week goes to the AD of a big-time football school who scheduled a real out-of-conference cupcake to pad their record. If you have other nominees for this illustrious award for any given week, please post them.




    This week we go to Urbana-Champaign, where U of Illinois' AD, Josh Whitman, has scheduled a real non-conference softy to pad their record. New Coach Bielema will lead the Mighty Illini against Charlotte. Nothing like getting a few easy wins under your belt before you play the meat of your B1G schedule. This game will be a sure chance for the U of I faithful to shout their "Oskie Wow Wows" and watch the Illini slaughter a hapless opponent. And don't try to justify it by pointing to Charlotte's non-impressive win over Gardner-Webb earlier this season... The fans don't seem to care for it, as tickets to this great matchup are selling as low as $5.

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  2. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Last week's winner:



    "This week, we go up North to B1G country, where Penn State's Sandy Barbour wins the illustrious Chicken-:e-poo: AD of the week award for scheduling Villanova:


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    Penn State's Sandy Barbour
    Winner of the inaugural Chicken-:e-poo: AD of the week award


    Barbour edged out Ohio State's Gene Smith, who scheduled Akron."


    Also note, that Miami's AD got away with scheduling CENTRAL Connecticut last week! (that one was so bad it flew under my radar)
     
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  3. nashhorn

    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

    Nah, winner of the year is the mighty Bama playing Mercer. I still can’t get that out of my head.
     
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  4. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    The SEC teams are spared this indignity, this week and last, because they're playing conference games now. However, aTm scheduled a certain small school further down the Brazos Valley later in the year. They may get their award week, in due time...
     
  5. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Sorry, Chop, but that award has been retired as no one can match Gladchuk at Annapolis for being a lying, chickenshit son of a *****. All of your selections are excellent but are runnerup to that sorry excuse for a human being.
     
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  6. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Ummmmmmmmmm, I think you may be missing the point. It's not a thread about who is the biggest POS AD. It's a week-by-week award for a big football school AD that scheduled the lowliest non-conference cupcake for that week.

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  7. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    For instance, while Gladchuk left much to be desired while at UH*, Navy is playing UCF this week. Illinois scheduled lowly Charlotte for this week's game...

    In theory, if CDC puts a total cupcake on the schedule, he could possibly win it some week in the distant future.


    *was Gladchuk the guy responsible for the rickety temporary grandstands that time we played UH on the road?
     
  8. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    YES, but more importantly, he is the subhuman who signed Houston up with three different sales outlets so that three different people were sold the same seats for our game.
     
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  9. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Ahhhhhh…

    Well then, Gladchuk gets the all time POS AD award. Scheduling patsies is one thing. Ticket fraud is another.
     
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  10. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    My anger is beyond that, but it was funny because they tried to move a little 80+ year old man from seats two rows in front of us, and he laid down on bench and tried to tie himself down with his belt.

    He also needed coaching help at another location, called up one of the few friends he HAD and promised him if he would come take a coordinator position, he would fire the HC and promote him to HC after the season. Instead, Gladchuk fired all of them leaving his friend high and dry. Fortunately, the NFL was immediately on line one.

    Turned out Gladchuk had it all planned out before his friend took the job. Friends don't do that **** to friends.
     
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  11. LonghornDave

    LonghornDave 1,000+ Posts

    I went to that game. I will forever HATE cougar high for that mess. Just chicken sh7t. We could have played at the dome or for that matter in Austin but houston wanted to impress. crazy mess.
     
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  12. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    Yeah, I had forgotten about that fiasco vs. UH. Didnt Dodds roast UH and Gladfuck in the media - said UT would not schedule UH again as long as he was AD?
     
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  13. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Are we SURE this was not Charlotte thinking THEY were scheduling the patsy?
     
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  14. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    So Whitman definitely earned the Chicken poop award
    but the team earns its' own poop award by only winning by 10
     
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  15. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Not much out there this week.

    But...........

    :mizzou: VS UNT

    Desiree Reed-Francois, AD, U. of Missouri.

    Missouri continues the SEC tradition of scheduling non-conference cupcakes by inviting North Texas to town. Nothing like bolstering a W-L record like playing UNT at home. Note, Missou whipped Southeast Missouri State earlier in the year, so this is not the first cupcake they've played. And no offense to the UNT affiliated folks, but the Eagles aren't SEC material, and this is the best I've found this week--there wasn't much to work with due to the fact that most teams are playing conference games. 1-3 UNT lost to UAB 40-6, and their sole win this year was against Northwestern State (of Louisiana)... SMU whipped this UNT team 35-12.

    Desiree Reed-Francois doesn't get a pass for being noticeably more attractive than the typical athletic director. Sorry Francois, you've got to put some meat on the Tigers non-conference plate. Cupcakes are for desert.

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    Desiree Reed-Francois -- probably flying on the Missou chartered jet to New England to work out the details of some coveted future matchups with Central Connecticut and U. of Maine.
    Winner of this week's Chicken :e-poo: AD of the week award.
     
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  16. I_Dont_Exist

    I_Dont_Exist 1,000+ Posts

    She was hired as AD 2 months ago and had nothing to do with scheduling this game.
     
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  17. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    IDE
    Don't poop on Chop's Poop of the week.
     
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  18. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    She’s the successor. It’s hers.
     
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  19. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Hilarious thing is Missouri only won this by 13.
     
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  20. Horn2RunAgain

    Horn2RunAgain 2,500+ Posts

    She looks kinda hot. Can we give her a pass?
     
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  21. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Nothing really popped up and grabbed my eye this week, probably because teams are in the meat of their conference schedules. The brave AD's across the land scheduled worthy opponents. No chickening out this week.

     
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  22. MajorRules00

    MajorRules00 500+ Posts

    Wow. I dig the civil disobedience from the elder Horn. That was the week after 9/11, right? I was at that game.
     
  23. MajorRules00

    MajorRules00 500+ Posts

    Some people didn't like it, but keeping Tech on the schedule is decidedly un-chicken-poop. After beginning SEC play, our schedule is going to be must-see TV.
     
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  24. MeatHeadHorn

    MeatHeadHorn 1,000+ Posts

    I still don’t understand the SEC scheduling cupcake out of conference games midway and later through the season. They seem to be the lone offenders in this regard. Like Alabama playing the mighty Citadel in week 10 or whatever
     
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  25. MeatHeadHorn

    MeatHeadHorn 1,000+ Posts

    I was there as well. Seem to remember it was an all time performance for BJ Johnson
     
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  26. MajorRules00

    MajorRules00 500+ Posts

    I think you're right. It was a close game at half. There were a few rumblings about putting Major in, but Simms ended up putting together a good second half.
     
  27. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    f the haters!
     
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  28. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Arkansas playing Arkansas-Pine Bluff today for some reason. You'd never see us playing UTSA at the end of October.
     
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  29. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Yes indeed!

    Hunter Yurachek, Arkansas AD wins the chicken poop AD of the week award for scheduling mighty Arkansas—Pine Bluff for an easy W.

    Is it pork, or is it chicken???

    :ark:
     
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  30. Chop

    Chop 10,000+ Posts

    Whether pork or chicken, it’s a cupcake for dessert.
     

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