Crazy Subway Girl (with subtitles)

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by evolujohn, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. evolujohn

    evolujohn 100+ Posts

  2. gobears92

    gobears92 Guest

    I'M president charley!!! [​IMG]

    or I'm pressing charges...
     
  3. chuychanga

    chuychanga 500+ Posts

    I think I know a guy who's married to her.
     
  4. evolujohn

    evolujohn 100+ Posts

    some of my favorite phonetic subtitle attempts are:

    'Gin-Dah-Bah-Faith' (Get our my face?)
    'I got that beer right here, lets take a test' (no idea-but funny)
    'You Got the ripe tits' (I have no idea-heh heh)
    'Did anybody see my hands' (Did anybody see my hat-great)

    At first I was just mad at this screaming idiot and glad she got popped in the face - but when i just focused on how the guy was lampooning her with subtitles on her mastery of the English language... I just had a few laughs...

    I see a fine grocery cart in her future...
     
  5. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    How can anyone live in a place like that? God.
    I may never leave the state of Texas again.
     
  6. wherzwaldo

    wherzwaldo 1,000+ Posts

  7. LonghornLayla

    LonghornLayla 25+ Posts

    "Where's my *** can?"
     
  8. HatDaddy

    HatDaddy 1,000+ Posts

    she drunk as a fool yo.
     
  9. DigglerontheHoof

    DigglerontheHoof 1,000+ Posts

    I predict great things for her. She's going places.
     
  10. Knoxville-Horn

    Knoxville-Horn 1,000+ Posts

    Where's that guy that shot a bunch of people on a subway in NYC in the 80's when you need him?
     
  11. MAROON

    MAROON 250+ Posts

    I'm guessing MARTA
     
  12. That's Right

    That's Right 500+ Posts

    MARTA it is.
     
  13. I_Live_In_OK

    I_Live_In_OK 500+ Posts

    I think her mom released a statement that her daughter was off her meds for bipolar type II. O rly.

    The subs are great.
     
  14. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    [​IMG] crack ho... had to be very disturbing if you were there.
     
  15. hobbs4heisman

    hobbs4heisman 100+ Posts

    I would have knocked her loud *** out after about 1 minute of that ****. She sounded like she is retarded.
     
  16. betterthanyOU

    betterthanyOU < 25 Posts

    the best part was the SALAD
     
  17. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del 500+ Posts

    Ah yes, the MARTA. I met the cornrowed "Mr. Negative 300 Degrees Below Zero" on the MARTA once. He was having an imaginary conversation on his cell with someone he was bitching out (loudly enough to make everyone else uncomfortable) and repeatedly reminding the figment of his imagination that he was "Mr. Negative 300 Degrees Below Zero". Now mind you I was close to asking him if it was in Celsius or Fahrenheit (because I wanted to call him out if it was Celsius), but cooler heads prevailed. The MARTA is a great place for extreme people watching.
     
  18. killerfrog17

    killerfrog17 250+ Posts

    What. The. Hell?

    Wonder what she does for a living.
     
  19. TXHookem

    TXHookem 1,000+ Posts

    Ah, MARTA... my brother and I flew into Atlanta to meet with some clients and decided to take MARTA to our meeting. Anyway, on the way there, he shows me his Blackberry... he had just typed, "this dude next to me reeks of weed". Nice.
     
  20. GHoward

    GHoward 2,500+ Posts

    I've seen some funny **** on the 1 Bus here in Austin, but nothing like this.
     
  21. Alum03

    Alum03 250+ Posts


     
  22. Superfan

    Superfan 250+ Posts

    She wanted a piece of that old lady... LOL. Granny shoulda stood up and caned her upside her head.
     
  23. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    And people wonder why ridership numbers are so low.
     

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