Crow Alert: 5-7

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Dionysus, Jul 1, 2016.

  1. n64ra

    n64ra 1,000+ Posts

    I'd be scared to make the bet if we changed to number of wins from 10 to 6.
     
  2. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    In context, he does seem to have been discussing the 12 scheduled regular season games only.
     
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  3. iatrogenic

    iatrogenic 2,500+ Posts

    Quoting a highly experienced street wino (i.e. "conduit sommelier") .........

    "The thunder chicken is finger lickin !!"
     
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  4. Bayerithe

    Bayerithe 1,000+ Posts

    does it taste better than Rusty?
     
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  5. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    I hear it "tastes like chicken" :smile1:
     
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  6. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    R.I.P Rusty.
    Never forget.
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Just grill up a few crows, shred and dice the meat, mix in some diced tomato, onion, fresh ground pepper, some cilantro, fresh squeezed lime juice, and a couple of ripe avocado mashed with a fork...you have...crocamole. Serve with tostado chips.
     
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  8. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

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  9. 4th_floor

    4th_floor Dude, where's my laptop?

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  10. puckhead

    puckhead 100+ Posts

    Beer can crow
     
  11. biganakhanhda

    biganakhanhda 500+ Posts

    I've eaten a lot of things where one may question whether it is food or even edible or not, but crow is not one of them.

    Just de-bone the sucker, save the beak for a good source of calcium, then bacon wrap the sob, oven roast it with some salt, pepper, cumin, garlic and onion powder, and dress it with some balsamic vinegar. Serve it over a bed of mashed sweet taters, garnish it with a little bit of balsamic vinegar and a sprig of thyme and you'll never eat another fowl or pheasant again!!!
     
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  12. BevoQ

    BevoQ 250+ Posts

    It's a lean meat so keeping it moist is essential
     
  13. biganakhanhda

    biganakhanhda 500+ Posts

    My meat...stays moist 24/7 brah!!!
     
  14. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    If there is crow to be eaten by HF posters, who will the supply it?

    Dionysus and the Moderators?
    Coach Strong?
    AD Mike Perrin?
    Texas Taps?
     
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    Last edited: Aug 4, 2016
  15. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    We have high quality crow vendors on speed dial.
     
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  16. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Only the BEST for Horn Fans posters, right Dion?
     
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  17. Olehornfan

    Olehornfan 1,000+ Posts

    Crow Meat Comes Back -- Boosts Sexual Potency?
    In Lithuania, eating crow isn't an exercise in public humiliation, as the English idiom suggests. Here, crow is literally eaten, and says one connoisseur, "it increases sexual potency."

    Any more takers?
     
  18. Driver 8

    Driver 8 Mullet Time

    :thumbup:
     
  19. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    In China, it is said, "good for men".
     
  20. 4th_floor

    4th_floor Dude, where's my laptop?

    Yeah......Go have a meal with poor Chinese in the rural land and get back to me.
     
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  21. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Driven through there many times on way to chemical plants. Been to China over 30 times. By the way, I wasn't referring to eating crow specifically, but the phrase said when eating anything that allegedly increases sexual potency ("good for men"). Sort of a dinner time joke.
     
  22. BevoJoe

    BevoJoe 10,000+ Posts

    Gentlemen! Gentlemen! When gracing a table with a dish of crow, no matter whether it be grilled, sautéed, filleted or otherwise, 'tis customary to serve this culinary delight with a triple shot of Old Crow whiskey both before and after the meal to cleanse the pallet, numb the senses, and remove any aftertaste.
     
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  23. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Crow.jpg
     
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  24. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    In India, where cows are sacred, eating crow as a substitute caused such a population explosion they are now the second most populous nation on earth.
     
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  25. biganakhanhda

    biganakhanhda 500+ Posts

    I just spent two weeks back in the motherland...Viet-*******-Nam...after a 16 year absence. We have a saying, anything is game when the taste can be masked with fish sauce. Crow was not tasted on this trip, but pigeon was, and it was delicious sans fish sauce. So really anything is game if you are game enough to try it and don't suck at cooking.
     
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  26. BevoQ

    BevoQ 250+ Posts

    Pigeon is great, it's a Rock Dove. Anything in the Dove family is going to be tasty IMO.
     
  27. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    I have dined on dove a couple of times and agree it is tasty... eating crow for the first time this fall will be very tasty to my senses because of the Horns won 10 games but perhaps a bit gamey & bitter to the taste buds.

    Perhaps if I drink enough of an adult beverage, it may be OK.

    :coolnana:
     
  28. Olehornfan

    Olehornfan 1,000+ Posts

    I telle ya sha. Ain't nuttin better dan a bann them doves cooked up in a creole gumbo.

    And that's the truth. Hunted doves since I was seven.
     
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  29. Dionysus

    Dionysus Idoit Admin

    Did you ever listen to Justin Wilson, the cajun comedian? Your post reminded me of him.

    He talked about hunting with his “twice-barrel caribbean”
     
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  30. Olehornfan

    Olehornfan 1,000+ Posts

    Yea. He made an album and I had it. Some of my Cajun relatives in Louisiana almost talk like that.
     
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