"OK, I've worked for the same company for nine years and have never complained, never been late, never even failed a second drug test...and FINALLY I get a promotion. Unfortunately on my very first shift the till came up ten dollars light and now I'm out of the drive up window and back in the fry pit. " Heh, this guy is a militant fry cook at some fast food joint. Warning, you may not want to hit the drive through on the way home from work anymore. The site as a whole has some funny stuff on it. http://www.cryfromthecubicles.com/profile/show/Elfenwolf