Please quit calling the triple option toward #27. My head hurts. And everything is spinning Sincerely, Stephen McGee
Dear Coach Fran, I appreciate all that you are doing in College Station to continue the tradition I started back in the 1950s. We took a bunch of soft, skinny kids out to junction, and by the time they were seniors they won the conference. Now that players get 4 years of eligibility, I'm sure this will be your break out year. I feel honored to have coached at the same institution as you. Paul Bryant P.S. Get out of my office right now
Dear Coach Fran, Thank you for agreeing to and contributing your own snacks to our product placement endeavors. We don't mind that you used our $1 million payment to secure your job for another couple of years. If you can win the Big XII South it will mean a variety of cakes for you and your program to endorse. Sincerely, Little Debbie Snack Cakes
Dear Fran- Please come to my house. I have made you snack cakes and cookies. I think you are doing a great joiboiruklj bjl hm mmm hprhhh mmprphhp.... Sincerely, The Listeater
Dear Coach Fran, Just wanted to make sure you're going to be around next year so we can continue to get our licks in. Signed, The Big 11
Dear Coach Fran, What part of "no" don't you understand? I do not want your scholarship offer. Sincerely, El Torito
Dear Coach Fran, Just because you've put on some weight from the Debbies Cakes and have developed some man boobs, doesn't mean you can steal my patent for "The Bro." Sincerely, Frank Costanza
dear fran, thanks for the pink slip. i couldn't take another frickin' day in that hell hole, Carl T p.s. Wow!
Dear Coach Fran, Thanks for giving us such a classic in the Cotton Bowl. If my team hadn't scored any points, it would've been a hell of an overtime battle. Sincerely, Phil Fulmer
Dear Coach Fran, Hang in there partner, I know how ya feel. Jus' remember, just cuz life gave you lemonade doesn't mean you gotta eat lemons. There's a raincloud in every thunderstorm but that don't mean there ain't lightening. And lastly, don't think that just cuz the sun ain't shining on ur *** that u got plumber's butt. Whoopee!!! Coach RC "Stroke'em" Slocum
dear coach fran, do you need a deep snapper with some chiseled forearms? If so come bail me out, and give me a scholarship. -Poop Flinger
Dear Coach Fran, Please don't lose one of your OOC games next season. I'm too young to die laughing. Sincerely, toucan82
Dear Coach Fran When you get fired, you can come over to my house and sample from my wine cellar. I promise, the phone never rings around here. Sincerely, John Mackovick
Dear Coach Fran, I've been a big fan of yours a long time. A lot of people want us to meet and I gotta say...I really do want to meet you. I think you could use my help and guidance. Remember...never let go of that rope. Frantastic!! Sincerely, Job Stability
Dear Fran, I must say, I'm a little dissappointed by your service. I placed an order for your entire warehouse stockpile of Lil' Frannies to be delivered by today at noon. Very subpar indeed. -Please review my order, and contact me immediately. Mark Mangino I am outraged and I am ******* starving!!! What am I supposed to do now? Hey, there's a Volkswagen...
Dear Coach Fran, F you, you two-timing traitor scum. You're getting what you deserve. I hope you rot in hell. Love, Phyllis from Mulga
Dear Coach Fran I am sending you some leftover Fed-Ex envelopes to help you out. Use them wisely. Yours truly Jackie S.
Dear Coach Fran, Don't make us defend the Alamo Dome against real soldiers after a loss. Sincerely, The Corps of Cadets
Dear Coach Fran, Please start winning. Sales have decreased 80% since you have taken over and we have been forced to move to a smaller location. Signed, Texas Aggie Bookstore
Dear Fran, I know it's been a while since we have seen each other, but it's just so hard for us to be together. The last time I saw you, you didn't show much effort, or was that skill? Anyway, I don't think we should ever see each other again, and by what people tell me about what you've been up to, we never will. Have a great life. sincerely, A Bowl Game
