Dirty Martins

Discussion in 'In The Stands' started by ViperHorn, Feb 21, 2023.

  1. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    The land has been commandeered by a transit agency for a rail project.

    No word yet if they will reopen someplace else.
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  2. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Rail project for what? Where? Down the middle of the drag? Austin doesn't have enough traffic problems so let's commandeer a major thoroughfare for the "train to nowhere that nobody rides"

    Has Houston Metro taken over Austin?
  3. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    They should use sky cabins that ride on a cable above street level that you see at amusement parks.
  4. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    It took forever to build what they have now.

    Of course, they will probably have to replace a foot of topsoil due to the grease "leakage" from Dirty's grill.
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  5. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Seems to me they could use that site as an industrial lubrication point for the trains. I can't see them having to purchase any new lube for several decades at least.
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  6. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    I try to eat at Dirty's once or twice a month, always on a Friday. I usually always see Earl there too, he loves their burgers.
  7. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    They have always been great burgers. Maybe not all that healthy, but great.

    Can anybody imagine some pencil-neck salesboy for Beyond Meat trying to convince Dirty's cooks to give his product a try?
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