discourage tailgaters

This car would seriously discourage tailgaters. Both due to its insanity, and because you could hit the thrusters and torch the guy behind you.

 

If you're parked at DKR, how does that discourage tailgaters? Because that is ALLSOME!

 

They'd probably require two parking passes for that.

 

You could repel tailgaters and attract tail all the same time with a car like that

 

You wouldn't need a grill to cook the meat.

 

It might discourage cylons, but you're going to attract a shitload of nerds.

 

You have to keep the cylons away.

Well maybe some of those hot female cylons would be fun.

 

Yeah, Tricia, Grace and Katee should get exemptions.

 

Would you have to wear a Wolf Shirt to drive one? 'Cause that right there is geek repellant.

 

That car is begging to be covered in fur and have a CD hanging from the mirror.

 

It's only cool if the driver gets out wearing one of these:

 

OK, somebody help me out. Why didn't that work?

 

What if Vince drove that while wearing a wolf shirt and eating a Whataburger?