Don't drink the Gatorade!!!

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by George Bailey, Jan 7, 2020.

  1. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

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  2. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    What an a-hole!
     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2020
  3. Horns11

    Horns11 10,000+ Posts

    Who among us hasn't splooged into a sports drink and gotten our friends to drink it? Just me?
     
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  4. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    If it had been me, or one of mine, the punk gets a baseball bat to the head.........cracked skull at best. Piece of s- -t.
     
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  5. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Probably a Georgia thing. Be careful with Gatorade if you visit there.
     
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  6. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Deo Gratias

     
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  7. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    If that had been my child, the perpetrators would still be looking for certain body parts ...
     
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  8. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    I would find me a Cattle Ranch and then I would get him so drunk he can't walk. I would take him there and chain his *** to a tree and pull his pants off and let every Calf take turns trying to get milk out of his udder.
     
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  9. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    Bill, you appear to have given this some thought.
     
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  10. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    This is just weird...really, really weird
     
  11. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    At first, when I wreathe headline about a bullying lawsuit, I started to roll my eyes.

    but that is ****** up. High schoolers can be really immature but my guess is that this kid is a real POS
     
  12. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    It's my go to move if anyone messes with my daughters.
     
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  13. ShAArk92

    ShAArk92 1,000+ Posts

    Bill .... I have a couple yet weaned .... horns are about 8-10" long
     
  14. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    No, I prefer un-weaned, and hungry. This is actually level 3 of my 5 levels of retribution if anyone messes with my girls.

    1. *** kicking
    2. Rectal exam with a baseball bat
    3. Calf treatment.
    4. Castration and Unit removal
    5. Cement boots

    As you can see, I love my daughters very much.
     
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  15. ShAArk92

    ShAArk92 1,000+ Posts

    how about weaning? they make an awful racket for a couple days ...

    day two we could introduce your deviant.
     
  16. Austin_Bill

    Austin_Bill 2,500+ Posts

    Since the object is more pain and suffering, I would probably go for what gets him to the highest level of suffering.
     
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