drummer jokes

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by huisache, Feb 13, 2014.

  1. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    how do you know if a stage is set up balanced?

    The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
  2. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    What do you call those guys that hang out with musicians?

  3. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Catholic like Sarkisian

  4. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    What do you call a drummer with a pager?

    An optimist.
  5. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Nice one Crockett!
  6. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    I'd like to share this with my friend Norm, who teaches percussion at my college and is a doggoned good drummer, but I don't want him to hate me.
  7. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    what do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?

    They both suck without CREAM

    (actually I prefer coffee black and don't have a problem with Baker, but the joke is ok)
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  8. Jim Bob

    Jim Bob 1,000+ Posts

    What do you say to a drummer in a thee piece suit?

    Will the defendant please rise.

    How can you tell if there's a drummer at your front door?

    The knocking speeds up.
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  9. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

  10. NJlonghorn

    NJlonghorn 1,000+ Posts

    My only orchestra joke, and it is drummer-related:

    Q: What do you do with a crappy musician?

    A: Give him two sticks and send him to the back.

    Q: What if he is still crappy?

    A: Take away one of the sticks and send him to the front.
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  11. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    Oh beat it.....
  12. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts


    I think somebody saw this thread and stole the best ones for this mime.
  13. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    heard this one from a drummer buddy: how does a new band pick a drummer?

    A: find some guy with a garage and a van
  14. chango

    chango 2,500+ Posts

    How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five - one to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

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