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Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by huisache, Feb 13, 2014.
how do you know if a stage is set up balanced?
The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
What do you call those guys that hang out with musicians?
What do you call a drummer with a pager?
Nice one Crockett!
I'd like to share this with my friend Norm, who teaches percussion at my college and is a doggoned good drummer, but I don't want him to hate me.
what do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
They both suck without CREAM
(actually I prefer coffee black and don't have a problem with Baker, but the joke is ok)
What do you say to a drummer in a thee piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
How can you tell if there's a drummer at your front door?
The knocking speeds up.
My only orchestra joke, and it is drummer-related:
Q: What do you do with a crappy musician?
A: Give him two sticks and send him to the back.
Q: What if he is still crappy?
A: Take away one of the sticks and send him to the front.
Oh beat it.....
I think somebody saw this thread and stole the best ones for this mime.
heard this one from a drummer buddy: how does a new band pick a drummer?
A: find some guy with a garage and a van
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five - one to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.