drummer jokes

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by huisache, Feb 13, 2014.

  1. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    how do you know if a stage is set up balanced?

    The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
  2. Dionysus

    Dionysus Cocky + Relaxed Admin

    What do you call those guys that hang out with musicians?

  3. LonghornCatholic

    LonghornCatholic Catholic like Sarkisian

  4. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    What do you call a drummer with a pager?

    An optimist.
  5. Dionysus

    Dionysus Cocky + Relaxed Admin

    Nice one Crockett!
  6. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    I'd like to share this with my friend Norm, who teaches percussion at my college and is a doggoned good drummer, but I don't want him to hate me.
  7. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    what do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?

    They both suck without CREAM

    (actually I prefer coffee black and don't have a problem with Baker, but the joke is ok)
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  8. Jim Bob

    Jim Bob 1,000+ Posts

    What do you say to a drummer in a thee piece suit?

    Will the defendant please rise.

    How can you tell if there's a drummer at your front door?

    The knocking speeds up.
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  9. Dionysus

    Dionysus Cocky + Relaxed Admin

  10. NJlonghorn

    NJlonghorn 1,000+ Posts

    My only orchestra joke, and it is drummer-related:

    Q: What do you do with a crappy musician?

    A: Give him two sticks and send him to the back.

    Q: What if he is still crappy?

    A: Take away one of the sticks and send him to the front.
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  11. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    Oh beat it.....
  12. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts


    I think somebody saw this thread and stole the best ones for this mime.
  13. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    heard this one from a drummer buddy: how does a new band pick a drummer?

    A: find some guy with a garage and a van
  14. chango

    chango 2,500+ Posts

    How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five - one to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it.

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