Not with Preseason All-American Marcus Stroman leading off tomorrow night for them. He ranked third in the nation last year with 12.60 strikeouts per nine innings and was voted "best hair" in the ACC last year. He spent the 2011 summer on the USA Baseball Collegiate National Team, serving as the team's closer. Does anyone have any firsthand witnessing of the new bats to share?
Well at least someone is talking about Longhorn Baseball!!!! "Hair" must watch this game tonight, wonder what channel the game is going to be on?
I wonder if it is a Rain Delay if the Longhorn Network will show classic "This Week in Baseball" shows?
I think it's more of a Mohawk-Afro than a 'mullet': The Link "Aloha MoFro", Governor Perry might say in his welcoming speech tonight.
OK, OK, so he doesn't have a mullet. He is clearly the hair apparent to be the Duke Friday starter, though.
With tonight's postponement we need a new "AccuHair" forecast for tomorrow. It is as follows. Partly cloudy "highlights" with occassional "sunsheen." Winds will be "blowdrying" from the north at 1000-1200 watts or 10-15 mph. "Product" highs will be in the 90% range during pregame and lows will dip into the 20% range by postgame. As the afternoon goes on there will be a 30% chance of "frizzing" rain.
It's time we cropped these comments short. I still think our crew will cut Duke down to size tomorrow.
We will "buzz cut" them and not even offer them a little witch hazel like "Floyd the Barber" from the Andy Griffith Show. Only a quarter extra.
