Duke won't come in timid

Discussion in 'Baseball' started by Wishbonemac, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Wishbonemac

    Wishbonemac 250+ Posts

    Not with Preseason All-American Marcus Stroman leading off tomorrow night for them.

    He ranked third in the nation last year with 12.60 strikeouts per nine innings and was voted "best hair" in the ACC last year.

    He spent the 2011 summer on the USA Baseball Collegiate National Team, serving as the team's closer.

    Does anyone have any firsthand witnessing of the new bats to share?
     
  2. salonghorn-70

    salonghorn-70 2,500+ Posts

    We are going against "best hair" in the ACC?
    We are DOOMED.
     
  3. majorwhiteapples

    majorwhiteapples 5,000+ Posts

    Well at least someone is talking about Longhorn Baseball!!!!

    "Hair" must watch this game tonight, wonder what channel the game is going to be on?
     
  4. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    I predict we jump on this mullet early.
     
  5. HornsForever'93

    HornsForever'93 1,000+ Posts

    Bad weather. Possible rainout looming. Stay tuned
     
  6. Son of a Son

    Son of a Son 1,000+ Posts

    We WILL play tonight...
     
  7. majorwhiteapples

    majorwhiteapples 5,000+ Posts

    I wonder if it is a Rain Delay if the Longhorn Network will show classic "This Week in Baseball" shows?
     
  8. Wishbonemac

    Wishbonemac 250+ Posts

    I think it's more of a Mohawk-Afro than a 'mullet':

    The Link

    "Aloha MoFro", Governor Perry might say in his welcoming speech tonight.
     
  9. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    OK, OK, so he doesn't have a mullet. He is clearly the hair apparent to be the Duke Friday starter, though.
     
  10. ElginHotSausage

    ElginHotSausage 500+ Posts

    you're killing me accurate
     
  11. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    The "AccuHair" forcast calls for a high sheen tonight with 100% chance of frizzing. [​IMG]
     
  12. salonghorn-70

    salonghorn-70 2,500+ Posts


     
  13. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    With tonight's postponement we need a new "AccuHair" forecast for tomorrow. It is as follows.

    Partly cloudy "highlights" with occassional "sunsheen." Winds will be "blowdrying" from the north at 1000-1200 watts or 10-15 mph. "Product" highs will be in the 90% range during pregame and lows will dip into the 20% range by postgame. As the afternoon goes on there will be a 30% chance of "frizzing" rain.
     
  14. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    It's time we cropped these comments short.
    I still think our crew will cut Duke down to size tomorrow.
     
  15. salonghorn-70

    salonghorn-70 2,500+ Posts


     
  16. NBHorn7

    NBHorn7 Pimp Daddy

    We will "buzz cut" them and not even offer them a little witch hazel like "Floyd the Barber" from the Andy Griffith Show. Only a quarter extra. [​IMG]
     

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