So I'm staning at the john, when a guy walks in, parks at the john next to me and does his business - all the while he's eating a granola bar. He then hols the granola bar in his mouth as he zips up and then sets his food on the counter while he washed his hands. It was a Kashi Bar.
there are guys at my office who go down to Subway in the tunnel, bring their lunch back up to the office, take the bag of food into the restroom, set it on the counter by the sink, take a piss, wash their hands, and grab their food on the way out. why not just drop the food off in your office before pissing? i don't get it.
Drinking a beer while pissing is perfectly acceptable. I take my coffee cup in the bathroom everytime I go in the morning. I set it on the little shelf by the door. I take it in there because the bathroom and the coffee machine are right next door to each other and a long way from my office. I'm not about to make two trips.
Have you ever stopped to realize that whenever your smell a fart, you are breathing air that was once inside somebody's anus?
Had a roommate in college that would fix a bowl a cereal and take it with him to the bathroom to take his morning dump.
Dude, I think your old roomie works in my bldg. now. I am washing up at the sink one day and I kid you not, a stall door opens up and out walks a guy with a bowl and spoon. I was too surprised to ask him what was up.
The day of one of my best friend's wedding I had to drop a deuce at the church like an hour and a half before the wedding. We took our tuxes to the church, a deuce came on so I went out to the restroom which was in a separate building sans AC in the middle of the summer in San Antonio. I had wanted to do this business before I showered but no dice. Anyway, I proceed with expunging the deeds from the night before and I hear a loud slurping in the stall besides me. I look down and there is a 32oz cup of Whataburger. Is this the priest? It certainly isn't the other guys in the wedding b/c we all ate breakfast somewhere else on our way and we all drove together. Another loud slurp, I'm curious.... The toilet flushes and I see his brother walk by through the crevice in the stall. His brother has always been in a different crowd so he wasn't with us. But yet I looked at him in a different light after he was drinking a good coke while taking a crap.
one of the grossest things I've ever heard of was poker player Miami John Cernutto coming out of the john eating a friggen meatball sub sandwich. Bad enough to finish it in your own poop sauna, but he came out still chowing, so he wiped and flushed while holding the sandwich. jesus h.
Some Sonics have dining rooms. I ate a burger while on the crapper this very afternoon. It was at home, though. I'd never do it in a public bathroom.
You all realize your toothbrush has been collecting microscopic, airborne **** particles while it sits in that cup next to your bathroom sink, right?
^ ^ That's why mine is in the cabinet! I really can't understand why ANYONE would eat much less talk on their cell phone while in the stall! I'm really sure the person on the other line wants to hear grunts, plops, etc...! SICK!!!
