Fracas in Section 107

Mike Tyson got to the thought before I did: Mr. Miyagi at the beginning of Karate Kid II......"Mercy is for the weak. HONK!"

 

ok, the fact that you beeped his ******* nose should raise this to classic status. brilliant.

 

I'm with Hayden on the it being a classic. I couldn't stop laughing when I read that line, the mental picture of someone honking and old man's nose and just the thought of the honkee's face is pure brilliance.

 

UT police has jurisdiction in every county where UT owns property...

 

The fact that there was an actual coke thrown and a nose beeped/honked makes this a classic. Also the fact that it happened at a home game with first-hand/character witnesses.

 

My browser (Opera) won't let me rate this 5 stars.

Allsome.

 

Beeping someone is friggin great. I cant stop giggling thinking about it.

 

The next time I get in an argument with my wife, I'm going to beep her nose. Then I'm going to blame hitbyatrain, and run like hell.

 

I was at the alumni center during halftime and saw some guy getting throwin into a utpd car, was this thim? or another incident?

 

That is the greatest thing I have heard in a long time. I can't believe that you actually beeped his nose.

 

"i can't believe he beeped my fuckin nose"

 

"Throwing Coke is for the weak. We do not train to throw Coke here. A man throw Coke, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy."



*Honk*

 

You, sir, are my hero.

Can you imagine that old cat trying to explain that to his peeps? "That ninkumpoop beeped my nose. So I said, take this macaronni ears and threw my Coke on him!!!"

 

Tremendous story. What a great way to wind down my lunch break.

 

It was worth it to get arrested just for the story.

And for honking his nose:

 

It's probably something more along the lines of "I was trying to get back to my seat but this drunk sumbitch was taking his sweet precious time so I started telling him to move his ***. This punk turns around and bonks me in the nose, then he laughs about it. Yeah that's right, he smashed my nose. Now instead of opening a can of whoop *** on him I throw my coke on him. And they take me to jail. Can you believe that? I get someone wet but they don't do anything to the guy who smashed another man's nose. Great country we live in now."

 

"Texas fans make us proud."
"Texas fans, make us proud."

 

I wonder if hitbyatrain and surly old dude are both season ticket holders in 107. We could arrange a rematch at the Rice game.

 

No way. I read that whole thing thinking it was a joke. hbt is just messing with us. Did that really happen? If so, that is the best thing I've read all week. I love Hornfans.

 

hitbyatrain needs to change his username to hitbyacoke

 

You should wear a clown nose to the Rice game.

 

You must go to the Rice game. Make a few copies of your post to hand out to your section mates as your written apology. You have to go back sometime. Walk in with your head up and enjoy the game.

 

Wear a shirt that says, "Honk if you’re ornery!"

 

I saw the tail end of it all. The SOM looked a lot like Nick Nolte in his infamous mug shot.....seriously.