Dayumm-I hope I don't run across one of those baby arm people in the near future, because I am going to break out laughing and probably get a repeat of the Ramathorn baby arm beat down.
This was in grade school guys, and trust me, if the fight had gone on longer, I would've won. Like I said, midpunch, I was even thinking "holy ****, bad idea." this wasn't a ten minute ***-whipping. It was: 1. swing and miss, 2,headlock, 3. knock, knock,knock,knock,knock, 4. hey break it up. BTW, that picture looks nothing like me.
The greatest thing about the baby arm beat down is the father's pride that his baby arm son handed out a baby arm ***-whoopin.
I have no recent story but there was this time back in junior high where I loaned this kid who was in a wheelchair some money ($2). Now I wheeled this kid from class 7 to class 8 and I was nice to him. Anyway, on the way to class one day I mentioned to him about paying me back and he says to me, "I'm never paying you back. That's my money!" I don't say a word. I wheel him out onto the street where the most traffic would be and I put his wheelchair on the back where the handles are on the ground. I kicked him about 20 times, and then I set him on fire. I danced around him, urinating on him and chanting "HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT" and naturally he's being a big baby about the whole thing and crying. All the passing cars were honking at us, I guess they'd never seen a guy beat up, set afire, and pee on a handicapped kid. Anyway I picked him over my head and threw him onto a pile of fire ants and that seemed to do the trick. He said, "You are such a jerk, here's your two bucks". I wheel him to class. We were fine after that.
jt09 - I was making a self-referential joke. Check my sig. I changed it to baby arm back when this thread began.
When I'm involved in usury with the handicapped, I usually like to give them the money in change. When they don't pay me back, I throw a Coke on them.
how in the **** did i miss this on the first pass? shadowninja can vouch for my obsession with baby arms. i can almost will them into the picture on occasion.
