Hey honey

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Dionysus, Dec 23, 2013.

  1. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Does this post make me look fat?
     
  2. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    Well, it isn't like you're posting on Rusty's Grill, but you could try Quackenbush's.




    ......I MEAN NO!!!
     
  3. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

    Who am I to dis a brie?
     
  4. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    Why did the pie go to the dentist?
     
  5. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    I guess you should tell me why the pie went to the dentist.
     
  6. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    Because it needed a filling.


    What did Bacon say to Tomato?
     
  7. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    I was thinking pizza pie so fail.
     
  8. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    I know some pizza jokes, but they're too cheesy.
     
  9. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Who are you to dis a brie?
     
  10. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    No need to be a curd about it.
     
  11. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    What the **** is going on here anyway.
     
  12. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    Oh, great. Now we're on to toilet humor. The food humor was already too much to digest.
     
  13. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    You might need more fiber.
     
  14. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    Don't tell me what I need, ya fruit.
     
  15. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Fruit? I am a strict vagitarian.
     
  16. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    I thought you liked a good sausage. At least that's what your wife told me last night. [​IMG]
     
  17. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    My wife snapped this picture of your dress.

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  18. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    She lets me dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over her body. It comes as no surprise to me that, even when I'm not around, she finds ways to cover herself in my elegance.
     
  19. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    She said you were wearing it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
     
  20. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    I may wear dresses, but at least I don't suffer from a permanent case of shrinkage.
     
  21. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

  22. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Hey how did she get in here?
     
  23. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    I brought up sausage. I guess she's no longer master of her domain.
     
  24. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Women can smell it all the way from the football forum.
     
  25. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Boyzo, I've yada-yada'd sex.
     
  26. Dionysus

    Dionysus Admin Admin

    Is it getting warm in here?
     
  27. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
     
  28. georgecostanza

    georgecostanza NBHorn7’s Protégé

    I guess I scared the two of you off. For the record, I was naked when I made every post on this thread. [​IMG]
     

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