Hey honey

Does this post make me look fat?

 

Well, it isn't like you're posting on Rusty's Grill, but you could try Quackenbush's.




......I MEAN NO!!!

 

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to dis a brie?

 

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

 

I guess you should tell me why the pie went to the dentist.

 

Because it needed a filling.


What did Bacon say to Tomato?

 

I was thinking pizza pie so fail.

 

I know some pizza jokes, but they're too cheesy.

 

Who are you to dis a brie?

 

No need to be a curd about it.

 

What the **** is going on here anyway.

 

Oh, great. Now we're on to toilet humor. The food humor was already too much to digest.

 

You might need more fiber.

 

Don't tell me what I need, ya fruit.

 

Fruit? I am a strict vagitarian.

 

I thought you liked a good sausage. At least that's what your wife told me last night.

 

My wife snapped this picture of your dress.

 

She lets me dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over her body. It comes as no surprise to me that, even when I'm not around, she finds ways to cover herself in my elegance.

 

She said you were wearing it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

I may wear dresses, but at least I don't suffer from a permanent case of shrinkage.

 

Hey how did she get in here?

 

I brought up sausage. I guess she's no longer master of her domain.

 

Women can smell it all the way from the football forum.

 

Boyzo, I've yada-yada'd sex.

 

Is it getting warm in here?

 

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

 

I guess I scared the two of you off. For the record, I was naked when I made every post on this thread.