Highway 61 is relevant this week

Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by Statalyzer, Oct 9, 2019.

  1. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
    Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”
    God say, “No.” Abe say, “What?”
    God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but
    The next time you see me comin’ you better run”
    Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
    God says, “Out on Highway 61”

    Well Sooner Sam he had a bloody nose
    Welfare Department said OU sucks and blows
    He asked poor Howard where can I go
    Howard said there’s only one place I know
    Sam said tell me quick man I got to run
    Ol’ Howard just pointed with his gun
    And said that way down on Highway 61

    Well Mack the Coach said to Louie the King
    I got forty red, white and blue shoestrings
    And a thousand telephones that don’t ring
    Do you know where I can get rid of these things
    And Louie the King said let me think for a minute son
    And he said yes I think it can be easily done
    Just take everything down to Highway 61

    Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night
    Told the first father that things weren’t right
    My complexion she said is crimson and white
    He said "come here and step into the light", she said "you’re right"
    Let me tell the second mother this has been done
    But the second mother married the cousin's son
    And they were both out on Highway 61

    Now the rovin’ gambler he was very bored
    He was tryin’ to create a next world war
    He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor
    He said I never engaged in this kind of thing before
    But yes I think it can be very easily done
    We’ll just put some bleachers out in the sun
    Drive your mobile home down Highway 61
     
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2019 at 12:19 PM

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