Hmmmmmm.....

Does anyone know what each of the buttons on a calculator does?

 

I'm pretty good at writing hellhole and boobies on a calculator

 

is it an HP calculator? you better be ready to hit ENTER a lot.

 

yes, they each execute a function.

 

I'll execute your function.

 

I can spell "shell oil".

 

Never thought about shell oil...but 11669 x3 = 35007

There was (1) girl that was (16) that slept with (69) guys (3) times each and what did she end up....LOOSE

ahhh...childhood memories...good times

 

Here's what I remember from 5th grade:

Enter the stuff in parenthesis
"Dolly Parton was sixty-nine (69) pounds overweight, which was too, too, too (222) much. She wanted to lose fifty-one (51) pounds. So the doctor (X) gave her eight (8) pills which left her (=).... BOOBLESS."

Is it pathetic that I'm 35 years old and I still remember that well enough to get it right on the first try just before typing this post?