How do you ask a woman out on a date?

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Punt on 1st Down, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. Quadry

    Quadry 250+ Posts

    Holy ****, this thread is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This might be the funniest thing ever posted...

     
  2. ERhine

    ERhine 250+ Posts

    You sent her 3 PMs??? Are you Mikey from Swingers?

    (Credit to Kaiser for that one).
     
  3. stillaphlopin

    stillaphlopin 25+ Posts

  4. jt09

    jt09 500+ Posts

    Wait a minute....a stripper needs help moving and a babysitter? What?
     
  5. Quadry

    Quadry 250+ Posts

    From reading this thread, I would not think that you had any trouble asking a woman out.
     
  6. SA_Town_Horn

    SA_Town_Horn 500+ Posts

    Punt,

    Have you met Shamewoods? I bet you two would have a blast together.

    I swear, there is more estrogen on this thread than a Lilith Fair concert.
     
  7. Punt on 1st Down

    Punt on 1st Down 100+ Posts

    No, I don't know Shamewoods.

    Ho hum, what the hell. Life plays out however it does.

    I'd like it to work out nicely but ... we'll see.
     
  8. ghost

    ghost 500+ Posts

    Kaiser - That cookie picture is just wrong.....freaking hysterical!!
     
  9. Jive_Turkey

    Jive_Turkey 1,000+ Posts


     
  10. bigup2dahorns

    bigup2dahorns 250+ Posts

    i go away from this thread for what, half a day? and come back to this turn of events. i may give up on this thread because it has given up on me. i'm waiting for the discussion of numbchuck and bowstaff skillz
     
  11. stillaphlopin

    stillaphlopin 25+ Posts

    It would help if you are Australian as well...or at least fake an accent.
     
  12. SA_Town_Horn

    SA_Town_Horn 500+ Posts

    I bet she'd be impressed if you told her that you were on Friday Night Lights.
     
  13. TxArch

    TxArch 250+ Posts

    Man, this thread has taken a 180 into WTF-ville. Sorry to say Punt, I love your golf posts, but you've begun to remind me of my college friends that were CS majors with this thread. From your last few posts, you make it sound as if you don't really care about this woman at work. If that's the case, then just own up & ask her out, & if she rejects you, it won't hurt as much as if you were infatuated with her.

    P.S. About the bikes, skills, & jumps, rent yourself a copy of napoleon dynamite & repost.
     
  14. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts

    you are not money baby
     
  15. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts


     
  16. MilkmanDan

    MilkmanDan 1,000+ Posts


     
  17. scottsins

    scottsins 1,000+ Posts


     
  18. Punt on 1st Down

    Punt on 1st Down 100+ Posts

    Well, Jive, I guess we just have different ideas about what "confidence" means.

    I've been in a 7 year marriage and subsequent 6 year realationship, as well as an earlier 4 year relationship. It's not like I haven't had balls.

    Have you been in 17 years worth of relationships? Do you have any clue about the quantity of confidence that requires? Apparently not.

    You have to be confident 365 24/7 for several years, not just for 3 hours or 3 weeks while you're trying to get laid. Don't give me this baloney.

    I really don't know what else to say to your posts. You seem to be somewhat clueless.
     
  19. TxArch

    TxArch 250+ Posts


     
  20. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts


     
  21. MilkmanDan

    MilkmanDan 1,000+ Posts


     
  22. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts

    i didn't catch the reference
     
  23. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts


     
  24. jt09

    jt09 500+ Posts

    It's becoming more and more obvious what the problem is here.
     
  25. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts

    that someone on this thread sucks at life?
     
  26. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts


     
  27. Punt on 1st Down

    Punt on 1st Down 100+ Posts

    Well, this thread has absolutely gone to hell (maybe that's mostly my fault, but it certainly hasn't played out how I would have intended ... again, probably my fault).
     
  28. UTGal

    UTGal 100+ Posts

  29. rtchorn

    rtchorn 250+ Posts

    I'd really like to feel sorry for PO1D, but he brought this **** on himself.
     
  30. DLev

    DLev 250+ Posts


     

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