How many languages do you speak?

Discussion in 'Quackenbush's' started by Praise of Folly, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts

    This kind of relates to the illegal immigration thread:

    I speak Spanish every day and it doesn't bother me.

    I go to the convenience store (and the tamale place and the dinner places) near my house and the conversation goes like this:

    Me: Hola amigo. Como estas?

    Him: Es bien. Y t u?

    Me: Bastante bien. Es un otro dia.

    Him: Que paso? Que necesitas?

    Me: Hay nada pero quiero dos cervezas y tres tamales. Cuanto cuesta?

    Him: Cuatro dolares.

    Me: Muchas gracis. Te veo manana. Que pases un buen dia.

    Him: Tu tambien (o igualmente).

    I think I receive better prices because I speak to him in Spanish. That's cool for me. It's just words, words, words.

    I can also speak some Italian, French, and a little Mandarin/Cantonese. (edited for spelling)

    I'm just curious why there are so many people who seem to be unwilling to learn another language. I'd like to learn them all.
     
  2. zzzz

    zzzz 2,500+ Posts


     
  3. Hayden_Horn

    Hayden_Horn 1,000+ Posts

    two beers and three tamales for four bucks?

    mexicans won't even sell to other mexicans for that. i know. my entire maternal in-law faction are messican. well, er, "spanish" according to abuelita.
     
  4. zzzz

    zzzz 2,500+ Posts

    He's posted that conversation before. He's probably been cutting and pasting it for years and hasn't changed the prices to keep up with inflation.

    I can read Spanish but can't speak it well because I skipped the labs (and there didn't used to be so many people around to practice it with). My degree had a foreign language requirement and I thought it might come in useful if I ever went to Mexico.
     
  5. whickums

    whickums 250+ Posts

    I use the spanish I learned in high school quite a bit at work. Unfortunately, they didn't cover medical terminology so I use babelfish a lot. I bought a medical spanish cd set with the intention of becoming a little more fluent but I haven't opened it but once in 2 years.

    All that said, I'm amazed that I'm still one of the most fluent people in my workplace (aside from the few hispanic people that are there).
     
  6. next2naus

    next2naus 500+ Posts

    be a lot cooler is you spelled Mandarin correctly
     
  7. jadedscenester

    jadedscenester 100+ Posts

    i know enough spanish to understand the bumblebee man on the simpsons, and that's good enough for me.

    ay! una candelabra precariosa!
     
  8. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts


     
  9. Napoleon

    Napoleon 2,500+ Posts

    I took French I four times. Never quite mastered it.

    I took Spanish at UT. Never quite mastered it.

    I took 7 weeks of 20hr/wk Spanish in Buenos Aires. I then stuck around town for another 6 months or so. Not speaking Spanish for nearly an entire month (my 3rd) and then having to relearn things the next 2 just to get back to speed. After that, I would converse when I would go out with my Argentine, Paraguayan, and otros amigos latinos. At times I can carry a 10-20 minute conversation. At other times, I butcher one sentence.

    In the grand scheme of things, I guess that you could say I speak Spanish. I definitely speak English. And I am one of handful of people who can understand over 90% of what comes out of my father's mouth. (Some form of Enlish mumble mixed with a bit of a growl.)


     
  10. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts


     
  11. 1918Speedway

    1918Speedway 250+ Posts

    I speak a little Spanish and a little French, and I tend to mix them together and speak Franish. It puzzled the hell out of my little Hispanic students.
     
  12. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts


     
  13. Woland

    Woland 500+ Posts

    English and Russian (with lots of mistakes)
     
  14. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts

    i have mastered about 50% of english, 10% of german, and 3-4% of spanish
     
  15. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    Fair in Spanish, nearly fluent in HornFanese.
     
  16. GuadaHorn

    GuadaHorn 100+ Posts

    no thanks to my parents i was in french immersion for 12 years. i guess they thought it would be useful since we lived in louisiana, dumbasses. anyone else find this thread pretentious?
     
  17. Mrmyke709

    Mrmyke709 1,000+ Posts

    When I'm plowed, I can speak Spanish and German..often times together. I call it, "Germish".
     
  18. mishatx

    mishatx 1,000+ Posts


     
  19. SubliminalHorn

    SubliminalHorn 500+ Posts


     
  20. Brisketexan

    Brisketexan 1,000+ Posts


     
  21. BattleshipTexas

    BattleshipTexas 1,000+ Posts

    Does Klingon count?
     
  22. wolfman

    wolfman 1,000+ Posts


     
  23. ThrowittoRoy

    ThrowittoRoy 100+ Posts

    i speak a few, but don't really see the point of this thread, other than for him to tell us he gets cheap tacos and beer.
     
  24. unpaintedhuffhines

    unpaintedhuffhines 1,000+ Posts


     
  25. next2naus

    next2naus 500+ Posts

    no, the S and the F are close on the keyboard and that was simply hitting the wrong key. the A and the O are far apart and you spelled it incorrectly because you did not know the proper spelling. FTW
     
  26. ryskey

    ryskey 100+ Posts

    I speak the most eloquent, unaccented Spanish whenever my BAC surpasses the .12 mark.

    Otherwise it's exquisite Spanglish, complete with Spanish-conjugated English verbs.

    Does anyone speak Texican? Here's how: butcher any Spanish utterance by using the heaviest Texas accent possible. I have amused myself more than I care to admit doing this.
     
  27. Napoleon

    Napoleon 2,500+ Posts

    Brisket-Two things. (1) La Boca is a part of town in Buenos Aires. So is Palermo (with the subdivision Palermo Hollywood.)There is a "resto-bar" in Palermo Hollywood called "Acabar". That word is also slang for "cumming". The joke goes-

    "Voy a Acabar."
    "A donde? En Palermo?"
    "No, en La Boca"


    (2)

     
  28. Praise of Folly

    Praise of Folly 100+ Posts


     
  29. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Looks like this thread is about to spiral into the ground. As the Who said "meet the new boss, same as the old boss"
     
  30. next2naus

    next2naus 500+ Posts

    my niece calls me Shu-Shu.
     

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