I haven't washed my coffee mug in 22 months

Am I going to get sick? My coffee tastes nice.

 

no way...that's good seasoning

 

Eh, what's a little scurvy among friends?

 

Made me laugh. Reminds me that every freaking glass in my kitchen has an impenatrable milk stain on the bottom of it. I've already moved on to paper plates. Cups are next. Can you sell dishwashers on EBAY?

 

Yeah, you might get sick, but on the bright side your cup probably won't get teabagged.