I Need A Team Name

The Blue Barracudas

Your symbol could be the emblem from the shirt of the team from Legends of the Hidden Temple...

 

mighty cocks

 

The Gookbongs

 

Skull Fockers

 

Raw Doggers

 

How about "Gay", you are playing hockey in Texas...Thats gay

 

Pucker Heads

 

I played on a team once that was called "Elmo's Chicken and Massage"

 

How about 'Bye'?

You'll win every game on the schedule by forfeit when the other team doesn't show up.