I present to HF: Raptor Jesus

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by MissingInAction, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts

    Raptors were a more people dinosaur. I mean really, can you picture a T-rex healing the blind?
     
  2. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts

  3. S197HQQKEM

    S197HQQKEM 500+ Posts


     
  4. bighornfan32

    bighornfan32 100+ Posts

    I've awarded this thread one star.
     
  5. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts

    Jesus is capable of time travel, so the weaponry options are unlimited. For example, I found him in my toilet this morning (his navigation skills are so-so). He told me he was looking for a flux capacitor... when I told him that a flux capacitor isn't a weapon he said, "Kaiser, you don't know what the f**k you're talking about-- shut the f**k up!" ...so I flushed his *** down the toilet all the way back to 5,000 B.C.
     
  6. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts

  7. DoobieWah

    DoobieWah 500+ Posts

    I'm not a Christian and not particularly religious, but someone went to an awful lot of trouble to be offensive to those who are.

    That's just sad.








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  8. EuroHorn

    EuroHorn 2,500+ Posts


     
  9. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

  10. Beamwalker

    Beamwalker 250+ Posts

    this is the most god-awful thread ever.
     
  11. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts


     
  12. CBT

    CBT 100+ Posts

    hawt?
     
  13. HornMafia

    HornMafia 100+ Posts

  14. mez2

    mez2 100+ Posts

    sometimes, i dont know if a star is a good thing or a bad thing.

    sometimes i click a thread with a star and it's allsome, other times I click on something like this

    i still laughed though, which i guess says a lot about me
     
  15. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts

    Raptor Jesus offend the religious? I think it'd be pretty damn silly to be offended by one's own disfigured savior.
    RAAAARRR!
     
  16. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    this is nothing. you should have seen the Jews' reaction to Abrahamosaurus
     
  17. Left Hand Black

    Left Hand Black 25+ Posts

    Don't you laugh at Raptor Jesus. He will ******* charge your ***.
     
  18. jcdenton

    jcdenton 250+ Posts

    Raptor Jesus is missing a clip in His holy Uzi. Maybe they are immaculately created upon demand.
     
  19. MrX

    MrX 25+ Posts

    I laughed
     
  20. theropods

    theropods 250+ Posts


     
  21. utexas_61

    utexas_61 500+ Posts


     
  22. Lat22

    Lat22 1,000+ Posts

    I don't see any difference between the two. They're both cartoons.
     
  23. NEwherebutA&M

    NEwherebutA&M 100+ Posts

    I laugh at almost everything. This, not so much.
     
  24. PipFunatUT

    PipFunatUT 500+ Posts


     
  25. MissingInAction

    MissingInAction 100+ Posts


     
  26. S197HQQKEM

    S197HQQKEM 500+ Posts

    I jus thank raptor-jesus that this aint a picture of raptor mohammed.
     
  27. Spankytoes

    Spankytoes 100+ Posts

    The picture isn't even that funny...yet you insist on saying "nee" any chance you get.
     
  28. Lonestarman

    Lonestarman 100+ Posts

    At first glance, the pic isn't that funny. But the thread is kinda funny. Which makes the pic kinda funny. So you've got that going for you.
     
  29. hooklahoma

    hooklahoma 1,000+ Posts


     
  30. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts


     

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