I was so impressed..

I was leaving the UT Club at the same time the players and coaches were walking back from practice Wednesday. Two players walked by a trash bin. One stopped, turned around, picked up a plastic bottle from the ground and put it in the bin. We have a bunch of fine young men on the team.

 

He didn't put it in the recycle bin? WTF? Did you get his license plate? Call 311!

 

Or at least one.

 

In related news, a Baylor football player was found making unwanted sexual advances on a green koozie behind McLane stadium. The Baylor Title IX office is handling the matter and will see that the student-athlete is provided counseling services. The koozie is reported to be transferring to an alternate institution of higher learning.

 

Baylor has also stripped the green koozie of its athletic scholarship.....

 

Baylor likely demanded all funds the koozie has received from advertising on its side.

 

If we lose this weekend, this will be why. Bunch of God damn choir boys!
If he crushed the plastic bottle with one hand, and then ate it, that would have been much more encouraging.

 

Nobis would have. But he graduated already.

 

Nobis would have looked at the bottle and scared it into the trash can