If you leave your shopping cart...

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Uncle Rico, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. Not Shinola

    Not Shinola 250+ Posts

    Yeah I am typical entitled aggy, whatever. Typical superior for no reason t-sips. You got a guy who can't even stay married to the woman he had kids with and the then asks a message board for advice on how to limit his child support payments. He is piling on a guy who admits he doesn't put his cart in the cart bin occasionally when he takes his kids with him to the store. Well at least I can take my kids to the store without seeing a judge first. Maybe next time spend more time working on your marriage instead of volunteer parking lot maintenance ethics.

    I liked it better when you people could hold sporting events scores or signing day over our heads.

    Also, loved the guy who took the time to quote grandpa "so our truck doesn't get dinged and so other people don't get dinged." Not quite "It's the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it", but I can still see Wilford Brimley agreeing do do the PSA.
     
  2. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts


     
  3. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    he made one post and it was a joke. Why do you keep attacking him specifically?
     
  4. Eastwood22

    Eastwood22 250+ Posts


     
  5. Not Shinola

    Not Shinola 250+ Posts


     
  6. Beau Vine

    Beau Vine 1,000+ Posts

    Jebus, my car got slammed by a wind-and-hill-aided loose cart yesterday.
     
  7. Not Shinola

    Not Shinola 250+ Posts


     
  8. Larry T. Spider

    Larry T. Spider 1,000+ Posts

    Is this thread still going? Cant we move on to other people that need a nuke in the face?
     
  9. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts


     
  10. mlchorn

    mlchorn 25+ Posts

    Hey Roseanne:

    1. yes, I do have a pickup - if you read the post, I was commenting on scumbags who have no etiquette when it comes to the rules of the road - it was probably you in a Miata pulling out in front of me

    2. yes, I was asking for advice on a toilet problem - at least it is an indoor toilet - as for the septic, it would be faulty on your part to assume the value of one's home based on this

    3. as for the child support issue, I have been with my wife for 10 years, still married with 2 kids - you show your ignorance by assuming I was asking for myself

    Face it Roseanne, you are a loser for leaving the cart unsecured in the parking lot - 100% of the other posters agree.
     
  11. TXSooner518

    TXSooner518 250+ Posts


     
  12. Not Shinola

    Not Shinola 250+ Posts


     
  13. DRAG69

    DRAG69 1,000+ Posts

    Wow....

    Who would have thought this thread would be going where it is now ?

    There is a simple solution to this whole thing.
    If you have kids or are too lazy to put your cart in it's proper place when you are finished unloading your groceries then have one of the sackers take your cart out for you. They offer this service at most stores (except Wal Mart). And if you are buying groceries at Wal Mart then you have much more disturbing issues anyway.
     
  14. mlchorn

    mlchorn 25+ Posts

    Wasn't it?
    Clever huh?
     
  15. Eastwood22

    Eastwood22 250+ Posts


     
  16. ghost

    ghost 500+ Posts


     
  17. idigTexas

    idigTexas 1,000+ Posts

    Meh. Cart people deserve a quick and painless death I guess, but the cigarette butt people deserve slow painful torture.
     
  18. shotgun427

    shotgun427 250+ Posts


     
  19. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts


     
  20. beencounting

    beencounting 500+ Posts

    just noticed the Walmart cart corral sign

    "Walmart is not responsible for damages caused by carts" (wording may not be exact, but that was the main point).

    How can this be? i thought the General Liability policy would cover this? any of you legal eagles want to explain?
     
  21. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del 500+ Posts

    They post that sign in hopes that you will believe it and not sue them.
     
  22. Perham1

    Perham1 2,500+ Posts

    I gather that notshinola's rather pathetic reason for not returning the carts has morphed into something else, but frankly I don't care what it is.

    Another cart-induced pet peeve is people who block the aisles while in the store, even and especially when the aisles are large enough to easily accommodate two carts side-by-side. That's just rude, inconsiderate, or stupid.
     
  23. Horn_2004

    Horn_2004 25+ Posts

    I'm going to start leaving the carts out to piss you all off. [​IMG]
     
  24. Ramathorn

    Ramathorn 1,000+ Posts

    wow. So glad shinola is aggy. Just noticed that.
     
  25. GakFoo

    GakFoo 500+ Posts

    this thread is amazing

    i take my cart back every time, but as to this statement:


     
  26. pmg

    pmg 1,000+ Posts


     
  27. accuratehorn

    accuratehorn 10,000+ Posts

    I have decided to spend the rest of my life as a Parking Lot Ninja. I will be practically invisible in my ninja camo suit, and sneak up on cars whose drivers leave the carts out and stealthily hook a cable between the rear axle and the offending shopping cart prior to the car backing out of its parking space. Justice will be served.
     
  28. TXSooner518

    TXSooner518 250+ Posts

    if you can get this operation off the ground, i will quit my job and join you
     
  29. honolulu horn

    honolulu horn 100+ Posts


     
  30. Hayden_Horn

    Hayden_Horn 1,000+ Posts


     

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