im fed up - finally had it

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by CaptainEd, Jan 26, 2008.

  1. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts

    You know the Samsung HDTV commercial about football replays? You know the fuckstick at the end who does the cotton-eyed joe in front of the TV without his friends severely beating him?

    I am 100% positive that, given the opportunity, I would punch him in the throat.

    Pay particular attention next time so I'm not the only person annoyed by him. Thanks.
     
  2. Hornit

    Hornit 100+ Posts

    I'm with you. He pisses me off too.
     
  3. Knoxville-Horn

    Knoxville-Horn 1,000+ Posts

    Awesome. My irrational hatred of the guy kept the feelings inside of me. I feel a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
     
  4. Agent007

    Agent007 250+ Posts

    Link to youtube?
     
  5. Knoxville-Horn

    Knoxville-Horn 1,000+ Posts

    If you really want to jump through a screen and punch someone....here you go.
    The Link
     
  6. Knoxville-Horn

    Knoxville-Horn 1,000+ Posts

    Or, if that doesn't do it for you, you could try this...
    The Link

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  7. 2farfromhome

    2farfromhome 25+ Posts

    The thing that really gets me about that, is that he gets up and starts dancing because the call was challenged. Can you imagine how big a douche bag he would be if his team scored?
     
  8. LITNIN HORN

    LITNIN HORN 1,000+ Posts

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    yeah...that Beyonce commercial makes me want to punch her alright.


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  9. NCAAFBALLROX

    NCAAFBALLROX 1,000+ Posts

    Eh... not that big a deal to me, but then I guess I haven't seen that commercial as often as some of you probably have.

    Now, the one that's buggin' me is the one where the guy comes over to a football watching event & is a total moron, stands in front of the TV, wants to switch over to some kind of dog or cat judging show... I don't even know whose commercial it is.

    All I know is I'd pour the dregs of a beer on his head, apply an Atomic Wedgie, then kick him down a flight of stairs to a waiting cab.

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  10. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts

    That guy, and that commercial, are designed to annoy. This douche just sticks out.
     
  11. HornsN04

    HornsN04 500+ Posts

    Put me on the list of people that hates that guy and that commercial.
     
  12. DLev

    DLev 250+ Posts

    Yeah, I've wanted to snap his scrawny neck for a while.
     
  13. Longhorn_Fan68

    Longhorn_Fan68 1,000+ Posts

    Am I the only one that thinks of GOO when I see that guy "dance"?
     
  14. kangsta

    kangsta 500+ Posts

    his friends kind of give him a look at the end as he stops.. i think they want to punch him too
     
  15. KaiserSoze

    KaiserSoze 250+ Posts


     
  16. Bookman

    Bookman 1,000+ Posts


     
  17. utmck

    utmck 500+ Posts

    I'm with everyone else on here, but my question is why would the people making the commercial think that he should celebrate in that fashion, wouldn't high-fiving be more appropriate and more likely?
     
  18. ERhine

    ERhine 250+ Posts

    I'd never noticed that before.
     
  19. Agent K

    Agent K < 25 Posts

    that's not even close to the cotton eyed joe.
     
  20. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay 500+ Posts

    Amazingly, I've somehow been spared from this commercial until this thread. I'm not sure how, but I'd never seen it before.

    Howver, I do concur on the high level of douchebaggery of that guy.

    Now, Beyonce -- I could watch her anytime.
     
  21. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts


     
  22. Mike_Tyson

    Mike_Tyson 500+ Posts

    Just to be clear, everyone is hating on the move and not the enthusiasm, right? Because when VY crossed that goalline I was flippin' nuts.
     
  23. RoundhouseKick

    RoundhouseKick 250+ Posts

    Beyonce's "dancing" needs a serious upgrade. Reminds me of an epileptic penguin.
     
  24. S197HQQKEM

    S197HQQKEM 500+ Posts

    when executed correctly, the cotton eye joe is NOT a douchemove.

    that guy's dancing looks more like the gaytacular jackassery that travolta executes in Urban Wankboy, a totally unrealistic movie, cause if anybody had pulled that **** at Gilleys for real he would have been beaten to a bloody pulp by the other patrons and dumped in the shipchannel.



    now back to the OP subject, that kind of jackassery is why we have tasers and waterboarding.
     
  25. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts


     
  26. Agent K

    Agent K < 25 Posts

    Ed,

    the cotton eyed joe is actually awesome.
     
  27. Knoxville-Horn

    Knoxville-Horn 1,000+ Posts

    For some reason, this thread reminds me of the douches at Oklahoma St. that do the stupid arm motions or whatever they're doing to Zombie Nation. [​IMG]
     
  28. ShadowNinja

    ShadowNinja 100+ Posts


     
  29. Xminus6

    Xminus6 500+ Posts


     
  30. DRAG69

    DRAG69 1,000+ Posts

    The world would be a much better place if no one ever did the Cotton Eyed Joe, The Chicken Dance or any form of line dancing ever again.
     

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