You know the Samsung HDTV commercial about football replays? You know the fuckstick at the end who does the cotton-eyed joe in front of the TV without his friends severely beating him? I am 100% positive that, given the opportunity, I would punch him in the throat. Pay particular attention next time so I'm not the only person annoyed by him. Thanks.
Awesome. My irrational hatred of the guy kept the feelings inside of me. I feel a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
The thing that really gets me about that, is that he gets up and starts dancing because the call was challenged. Can you imagine how big a douche bag he would be if his team scored?
Eh... not that big a deal to me, but then I guess I haven't seen that commercial as often as some of you probably have. Now, the one that's buggin' me is the one where the guy comes over to a football watching event & is a total moron, stands in front of the TV, wants to switch over to some kind of dog or cat judging show... I don't even know whose commercial it is. All I know is I'd pour the dregs of a beer on his head, apply an Atomic Wedgie, then kick him down a flight of stairs to a waiting cab.
I'm with everyone else on here, but my question is why would the people making the commercial think that he should celebrate in that fashion, wouldn't high-fiving be more appropriate and more likely?
Amazingly, I've somehow been spared from this commercial until this thread. I'm not sure how, but I'd never seen it before. Howver, I do concur on the high level of douchebaggery of that guy. Now, Beyonce -- I could watch her anytime.
Just to be clear, everyone is hating on the move and not the enthusiasm, right? Because when VY crossed that goalline I was flippin' nuts.
when executed correctly, the cotton eye joe is NOT a douchemove. that guy's dancing looks more like the gaytacular jackassery that travolta executes in Urban Wankboy, a totally unrealistic movie, cause if anybody had pulled that **** at Gilleys for real he would have been beaten to a bloody pulp by the other patrons and dumped in the shipchannel. now back to the OP subject, that kind of jackassery is why we have tasers and waterboarding.
For some reason, this thread reminds me of the douches at Oklahoma St. that do the stupid arm motions or whatever they're doing to Zombie Nation.
The world would be a much better place if no one ever did the Cotton Eyed Joe, The Chicken Dance or any form of line dancing ever again.