If the World Series hadn't been created, the Chicago Cubs would be the best team in baseball history.
If you discount being defeated by the God of the Hebrews, the prophets of Baal had a pretty good run.
Other than blowing the lid off the reactor, killing 30 and contaminating 1000s of people within 20 miles, the Chernobyl plant's workers were skilled laborers.
Other then walking upright, discovering fire and inventing the wheel cavemen didn't do anything to help mankind.
Other than being the hands-down most overrated college football program in the history of the sport, the Fighting Irish are ranked juuusst right.
Other than the south half of the stadium, the Cotton Bowl during the OU game is full of highly intelligent, well educated and cultured people.
Except for the whole 'flesh burning off your body as you roast in 4000degree radiated heat' issue -- nuclear blasts aren't that bad for you.
other than the Japanese torpedo and all the sharks that ate them, the crew of the USS Indianapolis had a great time sailing around the south pacific.
danny sanderson lay quietly in the recovery room waiting for the doctor to give his prognosis after the terrible arm-in-the-meat-grinder accident. "i'm afraid the sensation you are feeling is just that, a sensation. you've lost the limb." he was not surprised then, when danny tilted his head and looked blankly back, confused. "don't worry mr. sanderson, he said, our rehabilitation team will be in shortly and we will get you back to your old self, i can assure you." but danny could only smile. the doctor, growing concerned, implores "do you understand what i have just told you, sir?" "yes" danny replied with unexpected glee, "but isn't that why i had two arms?!"
Other than the puncture wound to the heart, the Crocodile Hunter was never seriously injured by any animal.
