Jimbo is a Douche

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by El Torito, Oct 3, 2022.

  1. El Torito

    El Torito 1,000+ Posts

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  2. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Sorry, but "douche" serves a purpose in life; Jimbo not so much
     
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  3. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Aka…. A thought we were going to roll Bama with all of the players we bought.
    That ain’t happening, so I am eating crow now before they hand us our ***.

    Jimbo let me give you a leadership lesson-
    “I let my emotions get the best of me. I took what nick said out of context and I regret saying the things I said. Nick is a friend and mentor to me and I am sincerely embarrassed by my words”

    Not. Golly he’s a great coach and we are good. Sellout man. Read Extreme Ownership by Jocko Willinick.second Best book I’ve ever read, there Jimmy.
     
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  4. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    Jumbo, wishing won’t make it happen. Saban attacked the ag’s NIL success. Jumbo attacked the character of Saban. I respect Saban as a coach but will respect him less as a man if he gets Jumbo down and does not put his foot on the throat. Nobody should ever let the Aggies off the mat. They are never to be trusted. Their so called “code of honor” is a facade.
     
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  5. George Bailey

    George Bailey No beans in my chili, thank you

    Aggy showing their collective asses to the world. I feel like I've read this story before.
     
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  6. huisache

    huisache 2,500+ Posts

    my ancestors created a word to describe what I like to feel about some Aggies

    Schadenfreude

    I hope to have a gusher of it Saturday

    Rammer Jammer
     
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  7. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    It looks like Jimbo is ready to grab his ankles this Saturday. Just hoping If he says nice things this week, Saban will be considerate and use lube.
     
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  8. Chinstrap

    Chinstrap 1,000+ Posts

    Yea. Used axle lube.
     
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  9. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

     
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  10. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    Fakade.
    That can be a very useful word here on HF. I bet i can use it by Monday
    Thanks mb:clap:
     
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  11. dukesteer

    dukesteer 5,000+ Posts

    There is little if anything anyone could say of a derogatory nature about Jimbo with which I would not agree. However, revenge games can be funny. They have not been good to
    us over the past decade.

    No doubt Nick wants to beat the holly crap out of Jimbo, and he should. But will he? I certainly hope so, but it might not be the cakewalk we are all expecting.

    That said:

    Bama 52
    Aggies 12

    :yippee:
     
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  12. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    Bama 77
    aggy 0
     
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  13. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Make it 78-0; Bama goes for two late in the game to "best" Bob Stoops & OU for the worst loss in aTm's history.
     
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  14. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    I was trying to be kind but that would be funny.
     
  15. RainH2burntO

    RainH2burntO 2,500+ Posts

    Second best book you've ever read??
     
  16. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Bible #1. Cover to cover at 23 years old in about a week. Roommates flipped out, changed my life, with still a lot to work on 35+ years later.

    “Find someone who plays well and bring him to me” (1 Samuel 16:17) said by Saul… but could also be attributed to Sark.
    (Last paragraph to meet criteria set by the “what’s this got to do with football” zealots here)
     
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  17. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

    79-0 Bama
     
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  18. NRHorn

    NRHorn 2,500+ Posts

    Worster-
    I’d say 17-3 halftime; 38-13 end of game.
     
  19. El Torito

    El Torito 1,000+ Posts

    So, does Saban go for it on every 4th down and kick an on-sides kick every kickoff?
     
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  20. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Is he guest coaching for Tech?
     
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  21. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    He should let Mike Leach call plays just for this game
     
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  22. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    Great idea, but then almost anyone would be better than O'Brine
     
  23. 2003TexasGrad

    2003TexasGrad Son of a Motherless Goat

    Can you imagine a Nick Saban Bama team with Leach as OC? I just jizzed, in, my pants, thinking about it.
     
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  24. 1sahorn

    1sahorn 1,000+ Posts

    Re: OP & Thread Title "Jimbo is a Douche": Are you trying to give Douches a bad name?
     
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  25. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan SEC here we come!!

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  26. mb227

    mb227 de Plorable

    Touche!
     
  27. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    It looks to me like PreMadonna Jimbo is trying to put up a "what me worried" fakade.
     
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  28. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    I'm thinking West Virginia is going to want a new coach soon. Maybe if "Mama calls" the Ags and Mountaineers can negotiate a happy outcome.
     
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  29. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    As long as they don't negotiate a happy ending. I would really not want to know about that.
     
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  30. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    His one year with Stoops at OU we beat them but only because Leach did not have a single WR on the team. After we won, I warned people that when Leach got a couple of WRs, we were in deep ****. Next year, Leach left, Mangino came in, got a couple of WRs, and it was really ugly.
     

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