Needs Depends in a soiled diaper.
Think of how depressing it would be to work in the White House as a staffer. You get an assignment, and work all day and night to polish it up. You're led into the Situation Room for the briefing, and at the end of the table there's Biden.
His head is slumped down, a stream of drool dripping out of his open mouth, staining the ink on whatever Top Secret document has been placed under him. Eyes staring blankly at the puddle of his own drool. Black eyes, dead eyes, eyes like a doll.
Shaken at the pathetic sight of the Worlds Most Powerful Man looking like an abandoned old man sitting in a wheelchair in a nursing home hallway, you sit down, and begin your briefing.
Before you're a slide into it, Biden shits himself. Loud, long, and stank. His diaper has fought a valiant but ultimately losing struggle to contain his waste, both liquid and solid, and now it gives up, letting the stench waffle out, the room quickly smelling like a bathroom in a roadside gas station during a Texas summer.
Eyes burning, nose dripping, and fearful of being fired by Shadow President COS Klain, you continue on, trying to keep focus on your slides.
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Winner x 1
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poop x 1
Last edited: Oct 21, 2022