Everyone's favorite aggy punch line (I mean, Christ, where do you begin?), Little Johnny Football made his CFL debut tonight. Picking right up where his storied NFL career reached it's zenith at the "Mistake on the Lake II" in Cleveland, he simply ran out of time. In the first half. By then he had thrown 4 first half interceptions and his ball club was down 38-3, before running out of more time in a 50-11 final. So now Coach Mike Sherman, as good a man and coach as you will find, has hitched his wagon to Johnny Interception. Poor guy, he deserves better. As a person in recovery for almost 36 years, I truly hope that Johnny Interception, is able to stay clean/sober and able to defeat his personal demons. But when it comes to whiney little beeoootches like JI and Snowflake, may you always throw four picks in every half. Hook Them.