Johnny's Canadian Debut

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by yelladawgdem, Aug 4, 2018.

  1. yelladawgdem

    yelladawgdem 1,000+ Posts

    Everyone's favorite aggy punch line (I mean, Christ, where do you begin?), Little Johnny Football made his CFL debut tonight. Picking right up where his storied NFL career reached it's zenith at the "Mistake on the Lake II" in Cleveland, he simply ran out of time.

    In the first half.

    By then he had thrown 4 first half interceptions and his ball club was down 38-3, before running out of more time in a 50-11 final.

    So now Coach Mike Sherman, as good a man and coach as you will find, has hitched his wagon to Johnny Interception. Poor guy, he deserves better.

    As a person in recovery for almost 36 years, I truly hope that Johnny Interception, is able to stay clean/sober and able to defeat his personal demons. But when it comes to whiney little beeoootches like JI and Snowflake, may you always throw four picks in every half.

    Hook Them.:deadhorse::hookem2::cowrose::usa::hammertime::headbang:
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  2. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    What a train wreck of a player. His very first pass was an int and it just went downhill from there. I'd feel sorry for him if I didnt know what an arrogant cocky a$$ of an aggy he was/is. He is a prime example of why you always stay humble and driven.
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  3. easy

    easy 2,500+ Posts

  4. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    I hope you refer to Mike Sherman, and not to Johnny Clipboard.
  5. 4th_floor

    4th_floor 1,000+ Posts

    Nickname change from Johnny Clipboard back to Johnny Trainwreck.
  6. 4th_floor

    4th_floor 1,000+ Posts

    What's bad is that the receiver appears to be open for 6, if Johnny could have just gotten him the ball.
  7. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    [QUOTE="yelladawgdem, post: "he simply ran out of time.

    In the first half."

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  8. mb227

    mb227 2,500+ Posts

    I would say Johnny Can'tConnect except he clearly the other team...several times.
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  9. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    That sound you hear is any NFL team that had johnny on a potential list deleting his name.
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2018
  10. NRHorn

    NRHorn 500+ Posts

    The only Teams I take pleasure in seeing lose in order of bliss:
    1. OU
    2. TAMU
    3. Bama
    4. The Ohio State

    That said, no wish nothing but the best for this kid. Speaks volumes he hustled on that play
  11. yelladawgdem

    yelladawgdem 1,000+ Posts

    Reference was to Sherman. Coach is a good, good man. Johnny Interception, not so much.

    Additionally, all of those on this board who were slamming Mack in 2012 & 2013 for not recruiting this dumpster fire,........I simply say "eat me".


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  12. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 5,000+ Posts

    Have we decided on Johnny Interception or Johnny Trainwreck?
  13. Horn6721

    Horn6721 10,000+ Posts

    How about Johnny Interception Trainwreck
    or JIT for short?
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  14. wadster

    wadster 5,000+ Posts

    If you are older like me, gotta add ND and Arky to that list.
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  15. 4th_floor

    4th_floor 1,000+ Posts

    Yeah, when aggy plays piggy every year, I get angry because I know one of them is going to win. But I'm also pleased because one of them will lose.
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  16. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    You guys are so negative. Sumbitch looked like a young Brian Urlacher on that tackle.
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  17. Htown77

    Htown77 5,000+ Posts

    I watched that train wreck and all I can say is, Johnny and is team have probably set back Canadian Football's progress in gaining American audiences ten years with that performance.
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  18. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Johnny Trainwreck indeed... what a disaster that opener was. I predict the rest of the season is all downhill for JT.

    As for my order of fav teams to lose in this order:

    Notre Dame
    State Penn
  19. Mr. Fiesta

    Mr. Fiesta 1,000+ Posts

    Htown - I don't know, I might pay to see him do that again. Entertainment at it's finest! :lmao:
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  20. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    I might pay to sit in a room full of aggy fanboyz who also have to see him do that again.
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  21. mb227

    mb227 2,500+ Posts

    I might even pay to make a room available FOR the aggy fanbois to sit through an entire game of that again...
  22. NRHorn

    NRHorn 500+ Posts

    Penn State?curious as to why
  23. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Mostly because: at the end of 1969 Texas was ranked #1 and State Penn was #2.

    PSU was undefeated while having played a weak schedule. They complained often & loudly they should be #1. They scoffed at Texas being #1 ahead of them.

    They were invited to the Cotton Bowl to settle it on the field but instead chose to go to the sunny Orange Bowl in Miami to face Mizzou. The Horns went on to beat Notre Dame 21-17 (I was there).

    State Penn beat Mizzou barely if I recall (10-7 I think) but JoPa and the team still bitched and moaned for a long-long time they were robbed and all that kind of baloney.

    I have a long memory and hold grudges about those sorts of things... anyone else remember that little affair?
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  24. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 5,000+ Posts


    Thank you. I have asked for nearly 50 years, what kind of coach turns down a chance to play for a national championship. Only one!

    The kind that built his reputation on the backs of teams with losing records. Bobby Bowden played anyone. anytime. any place. Over his career, Paterno played the combined weakest schedule in college football history.

    Didn't hurt that Paterno knew the bulk of that Texas team had been taken to Hershey, Pa by Bobby Layne and stomped the **** out of the Pennsylvania All Star team, causing the Pennsylvania people to return to schedule Ohio for the Big 33 game.
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  25. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada Liquor Man

    My father, whenever he thinks of the man, still calls him Joe Pa-chicken.
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2018
  26. WorsterMan

    WorsterMan 10,000+ Posts

    Yup - Joe Paterno.

    I remember that, great point!

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