Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, “We got him!”
(That last one is funny because it’s mean.)
Apologies in advance.
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Last edited: Feb 17, 2015