A beautiful young woman was having trouble with men. They would take her out on a date, bring her home early, walk her to her front door then leave quickly. She went to see here doctor and explained the situation. "Men take me out, but bring me home early. And none of them kiss me good night, ask to come in, or anything and they never call and ask for a second date. thee must be something wrong with me." she explained close to tears. "Well," said the doctor, "Let's check you out. Please undress and lay down on the examination table. My nurse will help you." The doctor check her out from the top of her head to the tips of her toes. Afterward, he told her to put her close on and come in to his office. When she sat down the doctor told her. "Well, I think I know what the problem is." "What is it?" She asked. "You, young lady, have a very bad case of the zacklies." said the doctor. "Oh my!" the young woman exclaimed, "It sound really bad. What are the zacklies? The doctor looked at her and said, "Well, Miss. Your mouth smells zackly like your ***."