Jorvorskie Lane NFL - RB or OL?

Discussion in 'On The Field' started by Bevo5, Nov 28, 2008.

  1. Bevo5

    Bevo5 1,000+ Posts

    I'm thinking maybe he could be a center? Thoughts?

    Dude is gigantic..never seen a "running back' that was so obviously out of shape...even Lendale looks like he hits the gym occasionally.

    Watching Lane adjust to the ball on those short screens was comical.
     
  2. Bevo5

    Bevo5 1,000+ Posts

    Yeah, I didn't spell his name right. Whatever.
     
  3. palmetto-horn

    palmetto-horn 25+ Posts

    The J-Train's brightest prospects are as a fast-food chain mystery shopper.
     
  4. Detective Shilala

    Detective Shilala 2,500+ Posts

    All he does is run in to the back one o his OL and lean on the pile.

    That does not equate to playing OL in the NFL.

    Ok, he might have the potential for it, but the guy would have a very long way go before getting there. Playing OL is probably one f the longest learning curves in football, especially center.

    I don't think the guy has an NFL future at any position.
     
  5. swraith

    swraith 250+ Posts

    don't think he makes it at either position in the NFL
     
  6. Austin180

    Austin180 1,000+ Posts

    NFL=Not For Lardasses.
     
  7. Olehornfan

    Olehornfan 2,500+ Posts

    I think he wants to be a gatorade cooler in the NFL.
     
  8. El Sapo

    El Sapo Bevo's BFF

    He should have a nice, long, talk with Jamaar Toombs.
     
  9. smwhorn

    smwhorn Guest

    Unless he loses a ton of weight, no way he gets drafted Day 1.  Probably Day 2.
     
  10. 13evO

    13evO 500+ Posts


     
  11. toucan82

    toucan82 1,000+ Posts

    Does the draft have a Week 2?
     
  12. lkainer

    lkainer 500+ Posts

    The sad thing is this guy is really talented. Extremely nimble and quick for a big guy his first two years. I guess he just finally ate himself beyond his ability to carry it.
     
  13. F1Longhorn

    F1Longhorn 250+ Posts

    Maybe if he drops 40+ pounds he'll have a shot at a practice squad.
     
  14. Orange Salad Ranch

    Orange Salad Ranch 250+ Posts

    That fat *** cries to much to be an NFL o-lineman and sucks too much to be anything else. Lay off the bacon there guy, you fat miserable Aggie.
     
  15. FHTWorld

    FHTWorld 100+ Posts

    NFL is NOT in his future.
     
  16. RabidLonghorn

    RabidLonghorn 1,000+ Posts

    The only way JPL gets to drr an NFL game is to buy a ticket.
     
  17. Tex Pete

    Tex Pete 1,000+ Posts

    Japorky is not the right size for any NFL position.

    He is so fat and out of shape, he would have to stop and take a breather on a 40-yd. dash. Besides, I don't think NFL teams bring players to games in trailers.

    He will not play in the NFL.
     
  18. SlingeroGuitaro

    SlingeroGuitaro 250+ Posts

  19. he isn't nfl caliber for any position. the dude isn't just fat, he's lazy too.
     
  20. Tex Pete

    Tex Pete 1,000+ Posts

    ...except at the dinner table. Dude had gravy stains on his jersey last night.

    I also noticed he struggled carrying the ball with a turkey leg in his left hand.
     
  21. GHoward

    GHoward 2,500+ Posts

    I noticed someone had a sign that said "
    JavorskieLane ate my other sign" next to a 45-35 sign of course.
     
  22. Hobbes2702

    Hobbes2702 500+ Posts

    Too short to play OLine. Too fat to play anywhere else. I can't wait to see his blubber running the 40
     
  23. kujotx

    kujotx 500+ Posts

    You guys have it all wrong. Jorvorskie Lane has all the tools to become a Hall-of-Fame Left Out.
     
  24. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    The guy has the tools to be a fullback. He's nifty and athletic for a 280 pounder with terrific push and lean. Only problem is that he's had a lot of joy carrying the ball and it may not be easy to adjust to a position where he would get two touches a game as a dumpoff receiver. I don't think just the paycheck would be enough to charge his batteries.
     

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  26. TexasGolf

    TexasGolf 2,500+ Posts

    Loved the "JL at my other sign" Classic!

    Rather have Cody Johnson!!!!

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  27. El_Oso

    El_Oso 500+ Posts

    He'll be an NFL caliber sod tamper. Start rolling in one end zone and back down to the other.
     

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