Latest Palin Scandal: She Owns a Tanning Bed

Discussion in 'West Mall' started by Mr.Wizard, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. Mr.Wizard

    Mr.Wizard 1,000+ Posts

    Has it really got to this point?

    The economy is tanking and we hear about a tanning bed?

    Olbermann gave 10 minutes on this yesterday.

    The Link

    The Narco New Bulletin, of all publications, which reports on "the drug war and democracy from Latin America," has broken the astonishing news that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee, had a private tanning bed installed in the governor's mansion.

    This juicy tidbit was quickly scooped up by US Weekly, followed by the Los Angeles Times blog, The Dishrag.

    Both articles pointed out that Palin declared May 2007 to be "Skin Cancer Awareness Month. The press materials noted that "Skin cancer is caused, overwhelmingly, by over-exposure to ultraviolet radiation from the sun and from tanning beds.'"

    Palin's running mate, John McCain, has said he is a big fan of sunscreen, long sleeves and a hat. He battled skin cancer in 1993 and 2000.
     
  2. RyanUTAustin

    RyanUTAustin 1,000+ Posts


     
  3. Fried JJ Pickles

    Fried JJ Pickles 1,000+ Posts


     
  4. WhitmanSampler

    WhitmanSampler 250+ Posts

    Dude, you don't understand, he really really really loves Hillary Clinton, just like Rush told him to say.
     
  5. Mr.Wizard

    Mr.Wizard 1,000+ Posts

    Ha, I got the Obama trinity responding.

    How special.
     
  6. YoLaDu

    YoLaDu Guest

    Those short days in the winter in Alaska are brutal to one's golden glow.

    Basically a non-story, although the irony of Palin's tanning bed and Johnny Mac's skin cancer issue is juicy.
     
  7. YoLaDu

    YoLaDu Guest

    I am sure Obama has one as well. [​IMG]
     
  8. Bevo Incognito

    Bevo Incognito 5,000+ Posts


     
  9. Hayden_Horn

    Hayden_Horn 1,000+ Posts

    did taxpayers foot the bill?
     
  10. Horneius_Maximus

    Horneius_Maximus 250+ Posts


     
  11. YoLaDu

    YoLaDu Guest

    Who did she have to threaten to fire to obtain the tanning bed?
     
  12. YoLaDu

    YoLaDu Guest

    There should be a perfect spot for it in the VP's office.

    When Cheney has the movers take out the "man size locker" on January 20, 2009, Palin can slide the tanning bed right in it's place.

    Voila!
     
  13. ScoPro

    ScoPro 1,000+ Posts

    Two funny ones in a row!

    Yo's on a roll!

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  14. TexonLongIsland

    TexonLongIsland 2,500+ Posts


     
  15. gobears92

    gobears92 Guest


     
  16. ScoPro

    ScoPro 1,000+ Posts

    Dunno about you guys, but I'd like to examine the results very carefully. You know, just to make sure there ain't any hangin'....chads, dimples, or whatnot. [​IMG]
     
  17. SomeMildLanguage

    SomeMildLanguage 500+ Posts

    The answer is no to the taxpayers footing the bill question, of course.
     
  18. HornsHornsHorns

    HornsHornsHorns 500+ Posts


     
  19. blueglasshorse

    blueglasshorse 1,000+ Posts

    I wonder how many other knucklehead McCain supporters there are, like Wiz, who actually try to make these idiodic stories big news so they can turn around and criticize people for talking about them.

    At least be a worthy adversary Mr. Wizard. We get no pleasure in dunking on a 5'2'' fourth grader day after day.
     
  20. allweatherHorn

    allweatherHorn 1,000+ Posts

    You know what you call stories about tanning beds? Liberal! -- Mitt R.
     
  21. danthehorn

    danthehorn 250+ Posts


     
  22. danthehorn

    danthehorn 250+ Posts


     
  23. WhitmanSampler

    WhitmanSampler 250+ Posts

    Stop churning idiodic stuff like this. Its not like she got an elite $400 haircut or something. That was a joke. Our politics absolutely sucks, and I am astonished that Oberman devotes a second to this.
     
  24. The Muzzler

    The Muzzler 100+ Posts

    Owns a tanning bed...oh my....whats next for Sarah?

    Kicking puppies?
    Spitting on old people?
    Taking candy from babies?

    Just the tip of the iceberg.........
     
  25. 13evO

    13evO 500+ Posts

    I give this thread 9 out of 10

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  26. zzzz

    zzzz 2,500+ Posts

    See, she really is the Princess of Darkness!
     
  27. The Muzzler

    The Muzzler 100+ Posts

    You know it's coming.........................This thread is worthless without pics!
     
  28. TexonLongIsland

    TexonLongIsland 2,500+ Posts

    if only Hillary had a tanning bed
     
  29. groverat

    groverat 2,500+ Posts

    How is this different from Edwards's $400 haircut? This woman isn't going to Supercuts, either.

    We don't need a preener, we need a leader.

    This isn't a scandal, but it's a funny symbol of how empty she is as a national candidate.
     
  30. mojo17

    mojo17 1,000+ Posts

    I think you have lost it Grover.
     

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