Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

Lincoln Riley dresses up like Woody every Halloween.

 

Lincoln Riley eats steak cooked well done with ketchup

 

Lincoln Riley puts beans in his chili

 

Lincoln Riley says “whoop” when aggy scores.

 

I may have gone a bit too far today.

 

^^^^^

 

LC is on his best ou sucks week threads!!

 

Lincoln Riley drinks the last cup of coffee at the office and doesn’t brew a new pot. Then he spills coffee all around the machine just for the effect. To top it off, he gripes about the janitor.

 

Leaves his dirty lunch dishes in the sink for the cleaning crew to wash

 

Wait a minute. You mean you’re not supposed to do that...?

 

I heard Lincoln Riley say his life mentors were Michael Jackson and Woody Allen

 

Lincoln Riley fluffs his wife's pillow right before she goes to bed and rips a silent burning fart right into it...then laughs as she lays down and rest her head in said pillow.

 

When LR eats pizza he likes to chew with his mouth open while talking very loud, so everyone notices and are uphauled and disgusted!!

 

Uphauled! Allsome!

 

And just like Stoops before him, Riley hates a Fletchers Corny Dog with extra mustard and a Midway beer in the morning before 11 AM RRR kickoff!!!

 

BTW LC, noticed your Avatar, I have a 6 pack of that ou SUKS beer. Never drank it... Is it any good or does it also suck!

 

Lincoln Riley drives five miles with his blinker on - and has no intention of turning.

 

Never tasted it. My daughter gave it to me as a keepsake.

 

Lincoln Riley knows OU sucks.

 

Despicable human

 

Lincoln Riley releases bodily gasses into the elevator just prior to exiting.

 

LC, dude, you need to taste one of the finer things in life.... chill it and get back to us.

I failed to do it when I got a can of Billy Beer back in the mid-70's. It was named after Pres. Jimmah Carter's obnoxious brother. Never tasted it... may have gotten thrown out by wife with Farrah poster and Pet Rock.

 

Regarding Billy Beer, you didn't miss much. I bought a 6-pack just for grins. I wouldn't say it was a bad beer. I considered it better than Old Milwaukee or Schlitz (1970s version), but below Pabst Blue Ribbon. Way below Bud or Michelob.

 

LR drives in the left lane, and then speeds up a little when you try to pass on the right

 

Lincoln Riley ignores the spoon and uses his hand to get a fistful of mints from the little bowl at the restaurant cash register. The same hand he just neglected to wash when using the men’s room.

Yes, Lincoln Riley invented “penis mints.”

 

Lincoln Riley is an advocate of bringing Zima back.

 

Lincoln Riley uses the middle urinal

 

Lincoln Riley frequently urinates in public vs. using a men's room close by....

 

Lincoln Riley double dips his chips.

 

Lincoln Riley liked the Game of Thrones finale