Longhorns = Backstreet Boys

This goes in the media conspiracy files. Now an Aggie is saying that the Longhorn are to football as Nsync and the Backstreet Boys are to music, all media hype and no substance. Here is my favorite quote:"Why do they sell like crazy comapared with actual muscisians with talent?"Here is the thread link:
http://texags.com/reply.asp?topic_id=14492&forum_id=9 Which leads me to a new poll. No, not the "Which poster is most qualified to rate other posters?" - this one:Aggies are to football as ___ is to ___?I'll start it out.Aggies are to football as:Maroon carrots are to Cold fusion.Your turn. [This message has been edited by 12thStudStan (edited 06-27-2000).]

 

toilet paper to ****.......------------------

 

Benacol is to real butter[This message has been edited by Turn the page, Fred (edited 06-26-2000).]

 

As Popov is to Stoli------------------
THE University is in Austin

 

Nice thread, Stan!I'll say:...as the Boston Strangler is to door-to-door salesmen.

 

As Mushmouth was to Fat Albert's Gang.

 

as a Fleet's enema is to constipation.Hook'em

 

hot piss is to cold beer

 

(with all due respect to our feminist friends)... as a bicycle is to a fish.

 

If we are N'Snyc, who are the gomers? Homer and Jethro? I bet ole Yell Leader Jeff craped his pants to see about Mike Garcia?
Gee can't they see, there is a new sheriff in Texas and his name is Mack brown?
Hook 'EM

 

BS@W You are GOOD! Close the thread

 

Ags are to football as....The Chicago Cubs are to World Championships[This message has been edited by Bullseye (edited 06-26-2000).]

 

....as Shari Lewis is to LambChop

 

sticking w/ the baseball theme....Ags are to recruiting as Bill buckner is to a ground ball.

 

...as paul reubens is to movie theatres...

 

....tunnel is to vision.

 

Cults are to religion

 

....as woodpiles are to the pyramids....

 

... as North Texas is to football.
... both 1-4 vs Tech the last five years

 

Jeffrey Dalmer is to haute cuisine.Eeewww.

 

I love the part where he says "The perception in general is that our coach is an idiot(wich I don not agree with) and that our school is nothing but hicks."I counted 16 spelling and grammatical errors in his post. Think that has anything to do with the perception that they're all hicks? Nah, probably notOh, and I'd say Barney is to the History Channel.
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as OU is to sucks.as Jerry Lewis is to humor.as CTs are to sheep.This is fun. How many doyou want?------------------
"There is no gravity; OU sucks"

 

ags are to football as ....zits are to a prom queenSchaeffer Black Label to Celis BreweriesDixie Chicken is to a real social scene ...My god, why do we pick on these people? We ought to pity them.------------------
I'm havin' me a batch of cougar quesadillas and jackrabbit chimichangas!

 

Aggies are to football as wet dreams are to real sex!

 

As Tonya Harding is to Figure Skating

 

(Good stuff guys. Keep em coming.) Barry Switzer is to integrity.Jamarijuana is to abstinence. Wings & More is to fine dining. Ramada Inn BCS is to hospitality.

 

as Curly Joe is to Larry, Moe, or Curly (or Shemp, even).
as a Pederast is to a sheep.
as a rotted mullet is to a Kobe beefsteak.
as the Tacoma Narrows Suspension Bridge is to the Golden Gate Bridge.
as Chevy's is to El Arroyo.

 

As RC is to monogamyhook 'em

 

as a cow pie to an apple pie.

 

aggies are to football as the bonfire is to safety