Look, darlin', it's Johnny Ringo.

What do you think, darlin', should I hate him?

 

Johnny Ringo was a damn fine camp counselor back in the day.

 

"You're so drunk, you're probably seein' double."
"I got two guns, one for the each of ya."

 

I know... let's have a spelling contest!

 

say when!

 

You're a daisy if y'do.

 

"Looks like we win."

 

"Oh, I was just foolin' about."
"I wasn't."

That's one of my favorite lines in any movie, ever.

 

I'm your Huckleberry

 

Skin that smokewagon, see what happens!

 

very cosmopolitan

 

"Barber....You may proceed."

 

I still got one good arm to hold you with!

 

I think he's wonderful.

 

Have you ever seen that before?

Hell I never evern heard of anything like that before.

where's Wyatt?

Down by the creek, walking on water.....

 

Wyatt Earp is my friend.

Hell, I got lots of friends.

I don't.

 

Damnit! I know it's wrong to double up on a quote thread, but I had to.

You know...Fredrick ******* Chopin.

 

Oh Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now.

 

Why Johnny Ringo, you looked liked somebody just walked over your grave.

 

all right lunger.

 

"Oh, you know damn well who I mean. That dusky hued lady Satan, that's who."

[shortly thereafter]

"I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak."

 

"I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear."

 

"You'd be a daisy if you did"

 

Ringo: "Then you must be Doc Holliday."

Doc: "That's the rumor."

wh

 

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

 

I like Doc, he makes me laugh.

 

Oh, yea

I'm feeling . . . just . . . capital.

 

Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

 

"You gonna do somethin', or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

 

>> He talkin loco... crazy... somethin' about a sick horse comin' to get us.

>> That's not what he said, you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English.

>> Hey Johnny, what did that Mexican mean by a sick horse is going to get us?

>> He was quoting the Bible, Revelations. "Behold the pale horse". The man who "sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him".