Look Marge you don't know what it's like out there

Discussion in 'Cactus Cafe' started by ProdigalHorn, Jan 17, 2011.

  1. ProdigalHorn

    ProdigalHorn 10,000+ Posts

    I'm the one out there putting his *** on the line. And I'm not out of order, YOU'RE out of order. The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth??? You can't HANDLE the truth! Cause when you reach over and put your hand inside a pile 'a goo... that was your best friend's face, YOU'LL know what to do!

    Forget it, Marge. It's CHINATOWN!!!

    Sorry... just felt like an old school Simpsons rant kinda day!
  2. Longhorny630

    Longhorny630 1,000+ Posts

    Yep, getting drunk at the ol' flowershop

    So I said to him, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."
  3. Crockett

    Crockett 5,000+ Posts

    My favorite Simpson's line was issued by Apu, "Mr. Burns -- look into your heart and you will know what is the right thing to do."
  4. trueut2003

    trueut2003 250+ Posts

    Come on, Marge, weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals...except for the weasel.
  5. beaVo

    beaVo 500+ Posts

    the best homer scene ever was when the family was being put in the witness protection program and homer couldn't get it that his name was being changed to Thompson.

    after hours of working on it, the cop sighs and says " ok... when I say hello mr. Thompson and step on your foot.. you smile and nod.". homer says "got it.". the cop does it and homer just stares at hiim and looks down at his feet. when the cop does it again, homer slowly leans over to the cop next to him and whispers outta the corner if his mouth... "I think he's talkin to you"
  6. Horns2005

    Horns2005 250+ Posts

    Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe: No.
    Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
    (bell rings)
    Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    Moe: A date.
    (bell rings)
    Moe: Dinner with friends.
    Moe: Dinner alone.
    Moe: Watching TV alone.
    Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
    Moe: Sears catalog.
    (bell rings)
    Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

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