That’s great. When I was in high school a buddy of mine had a Justin Wilson record and it was so funny. He was talking about hunting with his double-barrel carbine rifle and he called it a “twice-barrel caribbean.”
Went to school w his step-daughter. His stories of WW Twice were the best. He drove an old Cadillac that swayed back and forth and always had on a cowboy hat twice the normal size. He waved to anyone and everyone. Instant bullshitter no matter who he was in front of.