Mature Lifetime Longhorn Looking For Love

Discussion in 'Quackenbush's' started by Vol Horn 4 Life, Dec 19, 2020.

  1. Vol Horn 4 Life

    Vol Horn 4 Life 5,000+ Posts

    My mother in law is a 12 year widow. She's a UT grad, lived in Kirby Hall in the 60's and loves her Longhorns. Yesterday she spent three hours lost in College Station even with my wife trying to help her on the phone. Is anyone interested in being a life long navigator and partner? Her only flaw is she drives us crazy but can't drive her car. If interested please call 555-555-5555.
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  2. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts


    Photos, bank statements, tax returns, and list of major assets?

    Getting lost in Brazos County isn't easy since there are only a few major streets, but I do have RC & Mark Dennard's cell phones fi that helps.

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