Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Texanne, Aug 10, 2000.

  1. Texanne

    Texanne 5,000+ Posts

    Good God, why don't they just take a picture of her giving a blow job and be done with it?!?!?
    I mean, the melting ice cream running down her arm? Oh, yeah ... that
    was accidental!

    "I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."
    -- Springfield police chief
  2. hubbahubbahubbahubba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    naughty nicki would like this....!!!!
  3. cfs60

    cfs60 < 25 Posts

    That is Naughty Nicky.

  4. Eric G

    Eric G Guest

    oh my god.
  5. lowery21

    lowery21 250+ Posts

    Where am I? I remember clicking on cactus cafe...

    "What is this? Gringos falling from the sky? Yes El Guapo?"
  6. eggyhorn

    eggyhorn < 25 Posts

    I can't see it! I can't see it!

    I wanna see it!!!!!!!!

    "How can the door be a jar?"- Bill Hicks, another dead hero.
  7. And I would like to quote Marv Albert, "YEEESSSS!"
  8. ENlightened

    ENlightened Guest

    That is one, lucky ice cream cone.
    "Bush ... Gore. Bush ... Gore. Isn't that what they use to decide whether a movie is NC-17 or R?"
    — Dennis Miller
  9. 12thStudStan

    12thStudStan 250+ Posts

    After one lick it was no longer soft serve.

    "If you do away with all the stuff that creates tradition, then A&M is nothing more than a Harvard South." James Fuqua
  10. MaxHorn

    MaxHorn 250+ Posts

    I can't see it either!! And believe me, I REALLY want to see it. Very badly. Help please!!


    "Gimme a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast-- I'm in a ******* hurry!"

    --Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas
  11. eggyhorn

    eggyhorn < 25 Posts

    f**k you Rimbo

    "How can the door be a jar?"- Bill Hicks, another dead hero.
  12. Left-handed Horn

    Left-handed Horn < 25 Posts


    "All great nations behave like gangsters and all small nations behave like whores." Stanley Kubrick
  13. HornMafia

    HornMafia 100+ Posts

    Pretty odd shaped ice cream cone, don't you think?

    "Damn I'm such a G it's pathetic"--Ice Cube
  14. Kwisatz

    Kwisatz 500+ Posts

    damn porno filters at work
  15. Big Daddy

    Big Daddy < 25 Posts

    I love her.

  16. MaxHorn

    MaxHorn 250+ Posts


    Check your Hornfans email.
  17. coloradohorn

    coloradohorn First Time Poster

    Can someone please figure out a way to get the image past my porn screener at work? I will buy you a round at the CU game.
  18. Dude, you got e-mail?

    Send it to me by PM and I'll see if I can send it to you.

    Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
  19. Naughty Nikki

    Naughty Nikki < 25 Posts

    Guess it melts in your mouth and in your hand.

    By the way, I taught her everything she knows.

    Nothing says "I love you" like a good spanking.
    Do you love me?
  20. bularry

    bularry 250+ Posts

    somebody help me out, I want to see the picture!!

    Can it be e-mailed to me?

  21. Grazinhorn

    Grazinhorn < 25 Posts

    Ask enough, and ye shall receive...
  22. Formus

    Formus < 25 Posts

    That's an ice cream cone? I thought she was giving the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man a bj there for a secod.

    "Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dogs rear end every day." Darrell K. Royal The Link to my webpage.
  23. Will Monk

    Will Monk 100+ Posts

    Oh... good NESS.

    "For me to poop on."
    -Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
  24. Sangre Naranjada

    Sangre Naranjada 10,000+ Posts

    Let's just "get this up" to the top of the board.
    Words to live by:
    Don't sweat the petty stuff.
    Don't pet the sweaty stuff.

    HOOK 'EM
  25. Will Monk

    Will Monk 100+ Posts

    Yeah, good idea.

    "For me to poop on."
    -Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
  26. TampaHorn

    TampaHorn < 25 Posts

    I understand that 'was' a dipped cone from DQ.

    If it smells like fish, eat it!

    SPEED GOAT < 25 Posts

    Looks like Goat milk creme cone to me.

    If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!
    Edited by SPEED GOAT on 8/13/00 12:13 PM.
  28. jnecakes

    jnecakes Guest

    Speed Goat.

    I guess a guy's gotta have dreams, eh?

  29. Fly Swatter

    Fly Swatter < 25 Posts

    This is clearly a prime candidate for post of the year.

    SPEED GOAT < 25 Posts

    Cakes,my friend, if my dreams looked like that I'd buy alot of Ambien. Thank God it doesn't look too much like Mira, or there would be Goat creme everywhere. I like that lady.

    If God had not wanted them sheared, He would not have made them sheep!

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