Monday's Presser 10/12/2020

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  1. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

    I think the AAS needs some help with Monday's presser.

    Dear Kirk Bohls and Brian Davis:

    Rather than execute another Monday press conference filled with softball questions for Tom Herman, may I suggest a few?

    1) Coach Herman - When did you lose the locker room and how do you plan to get it back?

    2) Coach Herman - Do you care than many if not most fans and alumni have become apathetic to the program due to your leadership, poor execution, poor preparation and losses to inferior opponents?

    3) Coach Herman - Did we win Sunday practice again this week?

    4) Coach Herman - Do you support Tom Landy being honored with a statue in DKR?
     
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  2. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    30 minutes of press conference. 26 minutes of gulping water.
     
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  3. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    If they got to #4, undoubtedly his response would be "Who".

    I strongly object to the use of the term "softball"; a more appropriate term would be "beach ball".

    What time is his press conference and where do I get it live.

    What ever happened to the Ed Clemmons call-in show?
     
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  4. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    It'll be on LHN 72 times.
     
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  5. Moskman1215

    Moskman1215 25+ Posts

    Coach Herman - Should the team remove the "WeAreOne" patch from their jerseys or is it to Honor Sam's relentless effort to carry this team on his back and the only player to stand for "Eyes" after the game?
     
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  6. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    HIC,

    Give it a break. How else is he going to continue to piss all over our program?
     
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  7. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    Good point.
     
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  8. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    I don't get LHN, which is good. Cuts down on the cost of replacing the broken big screen every week.
     
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  9. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    LHN Noon
     
  10. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I have it, but I don't get it either.

    :coolnana:
     
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  11. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    I don't know what the questions will be, but th will make the following declarations:

    Respect for blowU and the job Lincoln and his coaches have done.
    Winning is hard.
    Our guys never gave up.
    We won practice on Sunday.

    It's getting as predictable as Charlie's "We just have to play better."
     
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  12. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    Teams generally play like they practice. If a team keeps losing and the coach keeps saying "Well practice was great all week long", then either the coach is poor at evaluating the results of practice, or else the practices are not being constructed in a way that properly prepares the team for games.
     
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  13. ViperHorn

    ViperHorn 10,000+ Posts

    The cake is in the oven.
     
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  14. nashhorn

    nashhorn 5,000+ Posts

    Wonder if he’ll congratulate Jimbo? Now wouldn’t that just top things off?
     
  15. Moskman1215

    Moskman1215 25+ Posts

    Over/under 1- 1/4 bottles of water guzzled during the press conference?
     
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  16. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    @Statalyzer I'm just joking.

    [Joe] Come on, man! [/Biden]
     
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  17. Handler

    Handler 1,000+ Posts

    I'll fix it for you - winning is really really hard...
     
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  18. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Thank you! My bad. how could I gotten that wrong? I've heard him say it almost as many times as I heard Mack say he was scared to death.
     
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  19. Handler

    Handler 1,000+ Posts

    I doubt they have a conference tomorrow...
     
  20. mchammer

    mchammer 10,000+ Posts

    Tomorrow may be considered problematic, so yeah it might get postponed.
     
  21. rick mueller

    rick mueller Burnt Orange Bleeder

    Typically, before an off week they don't. I didn't think about that.
     
  22. MajesticII

    MajesticII 1,000+ Posts

    Herman will walk off podium at presser in protest of Columbus Day !!
     
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  23. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    What a total tool job. People, it is NOT Herman's fault. The blame rests clearly at the feet of the social justice committee - has to be because Tommie Terrific said so multiple times

    I have NEVER heard any coach say, "do something they are uncomfortable doing".

    WTF? You are a student athlete getting free room, board, books & tuition, plus spending money, and a chance to play on the national stage. We wouldn't want these poor little ******* doing something that made them uncomfortable.

    I know I'm old, but does anybody else remember Frank's 100 pound vest? Workouts in the sauna? Counting the rows 1-78 while running stands? Was that "comfortable"?

    How "comfortable" were they laying under a mound of Sooners?

    Tool job Tommie needs to take his ******* and get the hell out of Travis County.
     
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  24. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    @SabreHorn, my1970s August practices in Fort Worth for the Blue Raider league were tougher than what these guys probably endure. Our coaches called us, 8-10 year olds, panty waists, wussies.

    Herman offers hugs and kisses.
     
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  25. SabreHorn

    SabreHorn 10,000+ Posts

    HIC,

    Surely those mean coaches didn't have you doing anything that made you "uncomfortable"
     
  26. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I have told this story, but here goes again...

    I had a coach who had us do some hitting drill. If you didn't hit hard enough, 8-10 years old, he pointed at the track and said "Hook 'em", meaning run a lap in the August heat in full pads, not expressing his love of the Longhorns.

    Surprised I became such a big fan being told to hook 'em so many times before I got pissed and started knocking guys on their asses.
     
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  27. theiioftx

    theiioftx Sponsor Deputy

  28. Statalyzer

    Statalyzer 10,000+ Posts

    You mean you couldn't make up for it by just standing up and flexing?
     
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  29. horninchicago

    horninchicago 10,000+ Posts

    I was so skinny as a kid I wore a t-shirt at the pool to hide my ribs lol. But yeah, I get your reference, and no that would not have been good.
     
  30. Pomspoms

    Pomspoms 5,000+ Posts

    What I wouldn't give to go back to my middle and high school days to play football again. Sigh :facepalm:
     
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