My GF is making me miss the game...

Discussion in 'In The Stands' started by ADMIRALSTOCKDALE, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. to go see Marley and Me. I am so frustrated right now.
     
  2. Ft Riley Horn

    Ft Riley Horn 25+ Posts

    Oh hell no
     
  3. MeaHorn

    MeaHorn 500+ Posts

    wow, maybe she'll let you have your balls back for the super bowl.
     
  4. kmac30

    kmac30 500+ Posts

    funny joke.
     
  5. okusooner

    okusooner 100+ Posts

    Even a sooner fans knows you should dump her *** right now.

    But Bro, Really,

    Grow some balls and tell her not tonight. One thing to miss the game for a wedding or birth of child. Totally another to miss for a stupid movie.
     
  6. X-Ray_Horn

    X-Ray_Horn 250+ Posts

    Can't be a real post.

    If it is, Admiral, let me fix your quote for ya.


     
  7. trust me when i tell you - you have NOT seen hotter on campus.
     
  8. sinless1

    sinless1 500+ Posts

    I cried like a baby the last 15 minutes. But there was no game on. Anyway, have fun, Admiral!
     
  9. Homesickhorn

    Homesickhorn 100+ Posts

    I don't care if you're dating Helen of ******* Troy, break up with her for 4 and 1/2 hours, then pick up where you left off. Marley and Me is sad as all hell anyway.

    This thread has to be a joke, otherwise, you're a fool.
     
  10. beaVo

    beaVo 500+ Posts

    the dog dies at the end.

    problem solved.

    you're welcome.
     
  11. Oilfield

    Oilfield Guest

    Hotter is one thing, but this is serious. No way. Movies show every day, at all times.
     
  12. Aces_Full

    Aces_Full 500+ Posts

    Jesus you have no balls. You are setting a monumental precedent if you let her get away with this early in your relationship (or ever). Congrats on being her biatch for the rest of your relationship.
     
  13. b UT ful

    b UT ful 250+ Posts

    wow....
    MAKING
    you? sounds like your gf could care less what you like or want to do. It's all about her. that's a catch [​IMG]
     
  14. HornBud

    HornBud 2,500+ Posts


     
  15. LonghornCougar

    LonghornCougar 1,000+ Posts

    Wait...she goes to Texas too? Unacceptable.

    And tell her you're "a grown-*** man". And to make you a sandwich .
     
  16. Austin_Horn

    Austin_Horn 100+ Posts

    Uh - My girlfriend insisted I come over and lay on the couch while she cooks me dinner so I can watch the game and relax by the fire [​IMG]
     
  17. Soviet Union

    Soviet Union 500+ Posts

    There's no way this is true lolololol

    Movies play several times a day, every day.

    And even if Marley and Me was a one time showing at exactly the same time as Texas-Ohio St Fiesta Bowl, you'd laugh if your gf said she was making you take her to the movie.

    If this is true, I think Hornfans needs to chip in and buy you a Doug Christie jersey hahahahaha
     
  18. cmvUT75

    cmvUT75 100+ Posts


     
  19. pulque

    pulque 1,000+ Posts

    If this is the case; she ain't worth it. There's always hotter...
     
  20. ImBobbo

    ImBobbo < 25 Posts

  21. Bevo-Stevo

    Bevo-Stevo 1,000+ Posts

    She could be Robin Meade or Lucy Pinder.....the answer would still be Hell No! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  22. Nordberg

    Nordberg 1,000+ Posts

    Not that this needs to be said, but tonight is the only time you can watch this game live, ever. You can see Marley and Me whenever the f**k you want, any other time.
     
  23. NativeTXchic

    NativeTXchic 1,000+ Posts

    I call B-S! If it's true, then she got you pu$$ywhipped!! NO MOVIE is worth missing ANY Texas football game! NONE!
     
  24. 20horn20

    20horn20 < 25 Posts

    I like a chic that can say pu$$Y and admiral stackdale you need to change your name to private pw
     
  25. it's not like i don't have a DVR
     
  26. HornBud

    HornBud 2,500+ Posts

    I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!
     
  27. AnotherUTFan

    AnotherUTFan 25+ Posts


     
  28. UTEE

    UTEE 1,000+ Posts

    If you have a DVR and are not worried about missing the game live, then why even start this thread?
     
  29. Lidig8r

    Lidig8r 250+ Posts

    So.. I recently got engaged.

    The second time for both of us.

    She has younger-ish kids.

    As a condition, I said,

    "There are 12 to 13 days a year that are mine. There will be no negotiation. I will not attend kid's functions. I will not attend kid's athletic events, school plays, weddings, engagement parties, funerals. These days constitute approximately 3% of the days every year. On these days, I will either be attending football games in which my beloved Longhorns are playing.. or I will be watching them on television If this is not acceptable, you need to move on. Understand, this is NOT a negotiation. These are terms."

    No problems.
     
  30. LightTheTower

    LightTheTower 100+ Posts


     

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