My GF is making me miss the game...

Unless you are dating Colt's girlfriend, then I HAVE seen hotter on campus.

 

i just found out that the gf kissed my best friend after i passed out....
should've watched the game. i'm an idiot.

 

So is this like an attempt to make this the most steriotypical "whipped boyfriend" thread in Hornfans history? Cause you're getting close now!

 

I believe it is spelled "idoit". And yes, yes you are.

 

OMG, I am a woman and I think you need to turn in your man card. Plus, you need to chose a girl that loves football. There are plenty of young hotties that love football.

Let me put it another way. If you were a guy I was dating and wanted to go see Marley instead of watching the game, all you would have heard from me was, "See after you watch the movie, maybe." I don't know. The more I think about it the more it sounds like a deal breaker to me. Sheesh!

 

some of you are acting like i didn't try to get out of it. i did. she said no.
i admit i was wrong and now feel like a bigger idiot after the fallout.

 

Ok Admiral, is the joke over? This has gone on long enough.

And as a side note, who is the blonde chick with Colt's parents, is tha this sister? Is she legal? Or do I need to cleanse my self for being a dirty old man?

 

Dude if this is real - no wonder she kissed your friend. At least he has some balls....

 

This thread should be archived as a cautionary tale against putting love ahead of Longhorn fandom.

 

We haven't had an epic thread in a while. Too bad it's probably too good to be true.

 

Assuming this whole shebang is on the up-and-up...

Adm, when she walks out on you - and she will - you're not gonna get 'em back. I have one word of advice for you, although you're gonna have to see a Vet to make it happen:

N E U T I C L E S

 

Classics.

 

she's screening all of my callls, so i drove by chili's and guess what? sitting at the bar. awesome fuckin' blossom. apparently we broke up. i think i'm going to call her best friend and see what's up.
frustrating.

 

yeah! hit up the friend. show her what's up

 

You should let some of the hornfan women call her and let them give her some advice on life.

 

Perfect time to post pictures. She hosed you for your friend. Time to hose her for your friends at Hornfans