"the current year will bring you much happiness." great. 11 hours of happiness. thanks a lot chinese fortune cookie.
Fortune cookies suck these days. They aren't even "fortunes," so to speak. Most are some stupid character evaluation - "You are a kind person." "You have many friends." Give me a prediction, fortune cookie.
Din Ho has some pretty surly fortunes in their cookies these days. Take these two for example : "Start everyday off with a smile. At least it's a good start." or "If it seems the fates are against you today, they probably are."
that's a rip off ! it's less then 11 hours now.. better live it up ! I got one once, said something about dusting and claening .. what the hell ever !
"You love Chinese food" No ****, that's how I got the cookie that had this stupid strip of paper inside of it.
A friend of mine once got one that said, "Hot rod burn rubber." No lie -- I saw it. The fortune. Not his rod.
Din Ho must have changed their fortune cookie supplier in the last year. I got one that said I should pay for everyone's dinner. Another said, "If you think nobody will notice if you're gone, try missing a few car payments."
I got once while eating with my boss. "Your's in not a problem with lack of knowledge but a lack of desire" I told him "See, it's out of my hands, so quit ******* with me". He looked at me like I had 3 heads.
