1. My cup runneth under, not over... 2. My cup is definitely half empty, not half full 3. But if I grab the other end I get that sticky tar crap on my manicured fingernails 4. The guy in the dorm kept telling me to grab the sweet spot 5. The bat's a -2. In my farming math class they told me that if you reverse a negative number, you get a positive. I'm 0 for March. Maybe this will work? 6. This frigging helmet is two sizes too big, and I can't see out of it anyway. What difference does it make which way I hold the bat? 7. Rally bat !!
