New Star Wars Movie

Anybody else see it? Disappointing even for a kids' movie.

 

I hear it's just awful. The review I read said that it "drives a stake through the heart of every Star Wars fan." Even Harry Knowles hated it-- and he loves everything Star Wars. I might just pretend this movie doesn't exist and was never released.

 

What movie? What are you talking about?

 

"This isn't the movie you're looking for. Move along."

 

the book wasn't too bad

 

"It's a frickin' hammer!"

 

Can't say that I'm surprised, at all, by the reported sucktitude.

 

i am gleefully happy. lucas deserves this.

 

supposedly jabba's son 'stinky' features and anakin is joined by a funky female sidekick that calls him 'sky guy'

 

there's no way you can be serious, hornin. please tell me you're not serious.

 

Getting 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

No exaggeration about the plot of this movie. It was brutal. Anakin's apprentice is the jedi equivalent of a sassy Olsen twin or Lizzy Mcguire or something. And there are no clone wars. There are no wars. There is only the search for "stinky" the cute baby hut.

 

How can something from The Imagination of George Lucas be bad?

 

The last remnants of my childhood have been swept away. Toys will keep the fans in line, toys and spunky pre-teen characters.

 

you take that back, acuria!!

 

All I have to say is "Ziro the Hut"? Hahahahaha. Once Jabba's gay uncle from New Orleans came on, I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of movie. See it at the Alamo. Order lots of beer. It's for kids and it's terrible.

 

Au Contraire Hayden