NOTHING CHANGES

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

And that’s fair.

 

LOUD NOISES!

 

GET OFF MY LAWN !!!

 

Bump or should I say BUMP?

 

I GOT A PROBLEM WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT

 

OH NOW YOU'VE DONE IT I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES

 

Last gasp of a dying offseason?

 

WHY LONGHORN CATHOLIC, YOU STARTED THIS THREAD AGAIN AND OPENED UP A WHOLE NEW CAN OF WHOOP-***!!

 

IF THIS IS LOVE , IT BRAKES MY FART

 

Did you know that the “Jerusalem artichoke” is known to sometimes cause gas which has earned it the name “fartichoke” — true story I sweater gawd

 

^^^^ WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

 

YOU AINT GOT NEAR ENOUGH DDT IN ALL OF BREWSTER COUNTY TO KILL OFF THAT SWARM OF ASSHOPPERS

 

HERE, HOLD MY BEER... YA'LL WATCH THIS!

 

He hates these cans!!!!

 

Well, pre-Madonnas, that about sums it up...

For all intensive porpoises...

 

Who cares….it’s a mute point.

 

YOU WRECKED MY CAR!!!

YOU ****** UP, YOU TRUSTED US!

 

ONCE AGAIN - LOUD NOISES!

 

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!

 

EVERYBODY STOP IT!

 

IT’S NOT FUNNY ********!

 

"Y'all got some crazy kids in this town."

 

IT IS WHAT IT IS

 

MUMBO JUMBO!!!

 

YOU AIN'T FROM AROUND ARE YOU BOY!?

 

GOOD GRIEF!

 

Daddy, I keep taking the Haldol but the voices in my head just won't stop. They tell me to keep my axe nice & sharp so I'll be ready when they have further instructions for me.

Daddy, I need a new bastard file...my old one is worn out, but my axe is nice & sharp.

 

(McHammer trying to sober and get the inmates to settle down)