If you're a douchebag, don't be upset if you don't drive one of these, it doesn't in any way diminish your douchery. Also, don't be upset if you drive one of these and are not a douche (although that is extremely unlikely). The Official Car of the Douche is...........the Acura.
The most douchy thing on this thread so far is looking down on people for driving an Acura, Jeep, or Corvette.
i want to know how OP comes to this conclusion. high at the top of my list would include (in no particular order) - 3 series bimmer - hummer - chevy or dodge trunk w/ big *** trophy hunter sticker on back winshield - escalade acura is not even on the douche radar. so again, i'm curious to know your rationale.
I wouldn't go so far as to put acuras among the porsche boxsters, H3s, and 3 series BMWs. But it's damn close to being there and probably will be soon. As with all douche symptoms, having one or even a whole bunch does not necessarily mean that you can be properly diagnosed as a douche. But, yes, acuras are fast becoming a symptom of douchiness.
Terrible premise for a thread, but the answer is any of: 1) 3 series 2) Hummer (any variety) 3) Porsche Boxter Acura, Jeep, etc wouldn't be in the top 10
There's nothing inherently wrong with the cars. The BMW M-series is just badass. The Porsche Boxster is a great car for the money for what it is. Driving these cars doesn't make you a douche. Rather, douches love to drive these cars, so, douche or not, driving one of these cars may make people think you are a douche. Sorry Acura owners - douches are ruining your car's reputation, like it or not.
you will find that the jealous will usually add a german car to the d-bag list, and claim said german car driver has a small dick. It says more about the people making the claim than it does about the people who drive the cars.
Official Thread of the Stereotype I imagine you can find douches in every flavor of automobile... Dude - you should be more specific in the decribing the variety of douche to make this a little more entertaining... my humble example: New Jersey Douche: DRIVE or Redneck Douche DRIVE:
I've got no problem saying that if I could afford it, I would absolutely drive an M3. Call me what you will. And this is not like starting off an argument w/ "I'm not a racist"........but seriously, I'm not a douche!
The real car of the douche is the car that the person who calls someone a douche for driving the car that they like and choose to spend their money on drives. And if I could afford an Escalade, I'd probably buy one of those two. Oh yea, and according to the number of sales of Escalades in the last couple of years, not to mention the number of them you see on the road, we are freaking surrounded by douches! Especially that lady I saw last weekend with her son in the front seat and the two young children strapped into their car seats in the back on their way home from the grocery store.....man, what a DOUCHE!!!
I also don't get the disdain for BMWs. I suppose the 3 series in the US is affordable enough for 30k millionaire's to lease one which leads to the title. But BMWs are amazing cars. The Porsche boxster is as well. The Cayman is one of the best sports cars in the world and it is a Boxster with a hard top. Also as I mentioned Ferrari F430s are for high end douches - the high end anti douche car is the Aston Martin DB9 or V-12 Vanatage. Usually people that choose the Aston over the Ferrari are pretty cool and want to be understated.
Exactly...most all the cars mentioned in this post were just listed yesterday in JD Power's most reliable list. Seems real douche-bags are content driving their pieces of ****. Envy is a bad thing.
Audi TT - priced for almost rich attention seeking bourgeoisie douche bags everywhere. The Audi driver does not bicker with Cingular over his cell phone bill or beg American Airlines for a merciful upgrade to business class nor does he try in vain to secure reservations to the newest pan-asian-meditteranian terror dome, because the Audi driver is well on his way to being the ******* man. Jaguar XJR-15 - If you're a Yakuza Kumicho or are paid to litigate on behalf of rap moguls or hang out with coke whores, b-list celebrities, and advertising executives, then I understand the choice. If not, you're a douche bag. Hummer H3 - Be advised: Preston Rd between Spring Valley and NW HWY has been declared off limits to non-military traffic due to elevated insurgent activity by 3/1 S-2. Will Connor and Madison survive their trip to Nordstroms? Not without a blast cage. Don't forget the fire plug, douche bags. Mustang Cobra - Most douche bags were in peril of amounting to no more than a stain on the seat. But all the Amstel and tasty fried chicken made mommas *** too big for Cletus to properly palm, thus they were born to drive perhaps the most egregious douche mobile ever devised by the perverse imagination of man.
If I see a corvette, the thought of the driver being either an *** or a douche just pops into my head. I really don't know why but I'm guessing I'm probably right.
