Official wristwatch of the douche

Discussion in 'Esther's Follies' started by Craigcito, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. Fried JJ Pickles

    Fried JJ Pickles 1,000+ Posts

    If you are an old man you probably still think it's 1985, so wearing a watch is acceptable.

    There's a reason why in 1985, people wore $30 watches and why now, in 2008, nobody wears a watch that costs less than $1000.

    That's because the watch is no longer useful. It wasn't that long ago, that clocks weren't even in cars. Now they are in coffee makers, microwaves, tvs, cell phones, computers and pretty much any digital device. There is no longer a functional reason for wearing a watch. It's now a piece of jewelry and nothing more.

    Most people are now rarely in a room with less than 3 or 4 devices that can tell time.

    A guy under 50 who wears a wristwatch is no different than a guy who wears a gold necklace or a pinky ring. It's jewelry.

    And if you can't admit that your watch is nothing more than show-off jewelry, you are very likely a douche.
  2. badexcuse

    badexcuse 1,000+ Posts

  3. kicksumass

    kicksumass 100+ Posts

  4. Steel Shank

    Steel Shank 1,000+ Posts

    What do you want to bet that Fried has a very elaborate myspace page?

    DCA_HORN 500+ Posts

    So I can't have a big name watch or car without being a dbag?
  6. UTEE

    UTEE 1,000+ Posts

    Yup, that is the Hornfans Way.

    You are allowed to drive a minivan and wear a Timex, and not be considered a d-bag. Any other types/brands are unacceptable.

    DCA_HORN 500+ Posts

    What if I am listening to Coldplay while driving said minivan and wearing the Timex?
  8. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts

    then you'd be a d-bag at any point after their 2nd cd. [​IMG]

    and f**khead mr. pickles' opinion. i like watches.
  9. Bookman

    Bookman 1,000+ Posts

  10. Lat22

    Lat22 1,000+ Posts

    A man wears a watch.
  11. UTEE

    UTEE 1,000+ Posts

    I'm 35, I'm an electrical engineer working in high tech, I've been programming computers since I was ten years old, and I wear a watch (it's a Seiko, not a Timex, so I guess I'm a d-bag too).
  12. LazyEngineer

    LazyEngineer 500+ Posts

    I'm thinking of buying a vintage Rolex like this:

    Does that make me a douche?
  13. CaptainEd

    CaptainEd 1,000+ Posts

    no. that's a sharp watch. check out of tennessee to avoid tax. i haven't used, but they are in austin and seem to have a good selection.
  14. CelisHorn

    CelisHorn 100+ Posts

  15. Bookman

    Bookman 1,000+ Posts

    I went to the bank today during lunch and looked at my watch to check the time! [​IMG]
  16. kgp

    kgp 1,000+ Posts

    Official wristwatch of the Deutsch.

  17. swc.lives.on

    swc.lives.on 500+ Posts


    My wife bought me one of these a couple of years ago. I have a stainless Submariner I bought when I was in the Marines in 1984. Both of them had to be repaired this year. Ouch.
  18. Texas_Rocks

    Texas_Rocks 500+ Posts

    There really needs to be a solid guidline on what constitutes a D-Bag.
  19. Homesickhorn

    Homesickhorn 100+ Posts

  20. killerfrog17

    killerfrog17 250+ Posts

  21. jadubya

    jadubya 25+ Posts

    There is a solid guideline for what constitutes a douche.......I believe that if you are checking this board for "permission" on what to buy/not buy/wear/not wear........welcome to doucheville.
  22. Endust

    Endust 500+ Posts

    that vintage Rolex is ******* sweet.

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