Ohio State Fan Post on the Husker Fan Board after Nebraska lost to Texas and Ohio State lost to Wisconsin - Oct. 16 2010: "aw mna i'm afeel youe pain. i mean the buckeye dont ahve anythui else. wmichiagna state amight as wel a win the ign ten. it's a freaking mes in teh college afootball world. i a cgoin to be ipisedd if oregon and tcu aor aboise lpayl rfoar natiaonl chpamsinon.]apship aia;t liegtit at alal mna.aa" I'm guessing Mullet Man is sleeping it off today somewhere behind the Cheese Curtain, still wearing his buckeyes and Jorts in the back seat of an old Impala with missing hubcaps. If that's not the definition of a two-fer, I don't know what is. . .